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Can we all just agree Bear Grylls is a giant tool?



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By Ty Morrison-Heath
From Bozeman, MT
Apr 19, 2012
Profile Photo <br />

www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=uKlYTn_m2cY

Lets have a good time pointing out all the errors.


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By Ty Morrison-Heath
From Bozeman, MT
Apr 19, 2012
Profile Photo <br />

I routinely smack the rock to make myself look more manly.


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By Eric G.
From Albany NY
Apr 19, 2012
Dr. Hemlock

but did you see that super sick leap between boulders?


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By Peter Franzen
Administrator
From Phoenix, AZ
Apr 19, 2012
Belay

I honestly didn't see too much in that video that was egregiously tool-ish.

A great TV producer and camera crew could take any of us out on our best days and have a finished product a few weeks later that make us look just as bad, or worse. The next time you're chilling to some reggae and smoking a cig at the bottom of a climb try to imagine how ridiculous it'd look in high-definition slow motion with a voiceover.

So fine-- he TR'd a big route in the desert with a film crew. That's more than most weekend-warrior climbers will ever do.

The guy may be totally over the top on his show, but there isn't too much doubt that he has a legitimate background in doing some pretty out-there stuff.


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By Andy F
Apr 19, 2012
awesome pitch

What a tool. He was on TR the whole time trying to act like he was lead soloing.


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By Rob Selter
From running springs Ca
Apr 19, 2012
me

yes but have you seen the shit this dude will eat?


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By Stich
From Colorado Springs, Colorado
Apr 19, 2012
Coffee after freezing our asses off near James Peak.

Relaaaaax everyone:

"In March 2012, Discovery Channel terminated its productions with Grylls due to contract disputes."


I hate Bear because this very nice lady that once liked me liked him more and in fact was such a sucker for British accents that...she...


[weeps quietly]

Nevermind.


OK, who wants pizza?


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By JLP
From The Internet
Apr 19, 2012

What route is that?

The coordinates lead to downtown Moab.

Seems a stunt double must have been used for a few of those shots. Someone is moving like a climber and it isn't Bear.

It's just TV. It's probably more interesting to watch for most people than actual climbing.


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By germsauce
Apr 19, 2012
Hippos kill people

Stich. perfect.


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By BameR
From golden, co
Apr 19, 2012
The rappel off the Maiden, Boulder, CO 9/27/11

He may be a tool and he may have been top roped in, but......



How many of us are making tv shows/commercials and getting paid well to do it?


I'll bet he he made more doing that commercial than most of us make in a year... So yes Tool. But Ill be a tool too if they pay me the same.


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By Keenan Waeschle
From Bozeman, MT
Apr 19, 2012
on top of the RNWF <br />June 2012

he instructed viewers to pole vault down cliffs when descending into hells canyon in idaho. That's the most retarded advice I've ever heard. so now instead of being lost you're lost with two broken legs?... thanks bear!


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By Keenan Waeschle
From Bozeman, MT
Apr 19, 2012
on top of the RNWF <br />June 2012


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By John Hegyes
From Las Vegas, NV
Apr 19, 2012
South of Windy Peak

I generally stay away from television and don't even watch many climbing videos. Watching Grylls here reinforces my belief that most tv sucks - a lot. I can see a big budget shoot here with incredible production resources, but I think it's pretty lame to make him appear to be leading, while trying to hide the top rope. Oh well, I was exposed to the brand name and style of a underarm deodorant, and I suppose that was the producer's sole intent.


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By George Bell
From Boulder, CO
Apr 19, 2012
Hip trouble ...

I think he was lucky not to have been seriously injured during that show. Maybe it was all staged, sure looked nuts though!

I stopped watching after he started eating nastier stuff.

But the dude has climbed Everest!


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By jarthur
From Westminster, CO
Apr 19, 2012
My dogs got ups yo!

Stich wrote:
Relaaaaax everyone: "In March 2012, Discovery Channel terminated its productions with Grylls due to contract disputes." I hate Bear because this very nice lady that once liked me liked him more and in fact was such a sucker for British accents that...she... [weeps quietly] Nevermind. OK, who wants pizza?


Damn dude I never realized how witty and hilarious you are. I'm gonna have to hook up with Derek and you guys soon at Shelf, or Devils Head.

See ya out there...


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By Ryan Williams
Administrator
From London (sort of)
Apr 19, 2012
El Chorro

Keenan that video is classic!

Have you guys seen the one where he slides down this huge scree slope on his ass, only to trigger a big rock slide that almost kills him?


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By Finn the Human
From The Land of Ooo
Apr 19, 2012
Mathematical!

wut i don't even


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By Buff Johnson
Apr 19, 2012
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So I was caught watching the Today show once; interesting when they do the travel-to weeklong segments, it's cool I guess.

So anyway they go to Zermatt, friggin wild, and have a tale of two cities. Here's Ueli just talking in a very low key manner about the mountains and climbing; dude is badass. Whoa here comes dumbass, rapping off some structure shooting his mouth off, and going to a 'survival' snowcave a friggin team of twenty obviously dug out with all the amenities you'll never see for snow survival...

Yep, tool.

I can't figure how many shallow end of the gene dumbasses we get in the hills 'doing the extreme' man vs wild. Really pisses me off when they bring their kids into it -- though the kids actually do better during the evac. I'm glad that guy is off the air.


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By Evan S
From Erie, CO
Apr 19, 2012
Me, of course

Say that to his face. He's such a nice guy he might let you live.


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By Stich
From Colorado Springs, Colorado
Apr 19, 2012
Coffee after freezing our asses off near James Peak.

jarthur wrote:
Damn dude I never realized how witty and hilarious you are. I'm gonna have to hook up with Derek and you guys soon at Shelf, or Devils Head. See ya out there...


Sounds good. I didn't actually make up that story. FACT: She did choose a Brit guy over me. So the real pathos is what makes the funny. Listening to her gush about Bear on dates was, special.


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By Alex Quitiquit
From Salt Lake City
Apr 19, 2012
Pulling the surprisingly easy roof up top.

Video is retarded, Bear's a phony.

On to more pressing matters...
What is the route called!!!!??????????


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By ThreeDee
From colorado springs, co
Apr 19, 2012

Just think Stich, at least you don't drink pee.


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By Jsimpson
Apr 19, 2012

I'd let Degree pay me handsomely to be a tool on their ad.


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By Christian
From Tucson, Az
Apr 19, 2012

Yeah, the whole thing is faked and lame, but it doesn't prove he doesn't know how to climb (at all).

The toprope could very well be an insurance or otherwise financial issue (ie if he's a 5.9 face climber, not spend days there getting him ready to lead a 5.10 crack).


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By Fat Dad
From Los Angeles, CA
Apr 19, 2012

Bear's an entertainer, first and foremost. I don't think he strived for 100% authenticity. Plus the guy was in special forces. It's not like he's light. He was paid very well to go to lots of cool places and goof for the camera. Who wouldn't leap at that opportunity?


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By Dirty Gri Gri, or is it GiGi?
From Vegas
Apr 19, 2012
Starting up Toe Jam in Joshua Tree. What a fun, mellow route with good pro! Makes me like J-Tree more. ; ) <br /> <br />[Feb. 2013]

IMO, he has sold part of his soul to TV land to please the couch potato audience, and to make a few bucks, while he's looking all cute, and strong, but at least he does have some real life skills that are quite impressive, and does a lot of charity work for abused, and neglected children, and the disabled. That being said, his clothing line sucks; I bet he's designing some useless flammable shoes about now.


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