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Volcanic Tablelands (Happies/Sads)

Submitted By: Adam Winters on Jan 22, 2008
Administrators: Aron Quiter, Euan Cameron, Adam Winters
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The Owens Valley meets the Volcanic Tablelands


Description 

Just north of Bishop the floor of the Owens Valley rises abruptly forming a 300 foot-high volcanic plateau that runs for miles from east to west. Along the southern tip numerous canyons containing thousands of boulders can be found slicing into and through the plateau, including the two that make up the Happy and Sad bouldering areas. It's truly a climber's playground.

This area is often referred to as 'The Mesa' to locals...


Getting There 

From US 395 in Bishop, take US 6 north out of town towards Benton/Chalfant/Tonopah. After 1.3 miles, turn left on Five Bridges Rd. Follow this down the straightaway around the left-hand curve, past the Aggregate Plant to a 4-way intersection where the pavement turns to dirt. Take a left on Chalk Bluff Rd. for the Happy and Sad Boulders. Turn right on Fish Slough Rd. for the Fish Slough Boulders.


The Classics

Mountain Project's determination of some of the classic, most popular, highest rated routes for Volcanic Tablelands (Happies/Sads):
Corner Route   V0+     Boulder, 15 feet   Slow Dance/Gleaner Area : Corner Boulder
Slight Inducement   V1     Boulder, 12 feet   Slight Inducement Area : Slight Inducement Boulder
Heavenly Path   V1 PG13     Boulder, 25 feet   Central Happiness Area : Heavenly Path Boulder
The Sixty Foot Woman Traverse   V2     Boulder, 60 feet   Sixty Foot Woman/Shadow Pla... : The Sixty Foot Woman Wall
Kling and Smirk   V2+     Boulder   Savannah Area : Savannah Boulder
Solarium   V3     Boulder, 15 feet   Central Happiness Area : Solarium Boulder
Bleached Bones   V3+     Boulder   Serengeti Area : Bleached Bones Boulder
Sucker Punch   V4     Boulder, 8 feet   Savannah Area : Fred Boulder
Cue Ball   V4     Boulder, 15 feet   Sixty Foot Woman/Shadow Pla... : Shadow Play Boulder
Big Chicken   V4     Boulder, 15 feet   Central Happiness Area : Happy Boulder
Ketron Classic   V4     Boulder   Savannah Area : Savannah Boulder
Molly   V5     Boulder, 12 feet   Sad Boulders : Molly Area
Fueled By Hate   V5     Boulder, 8 feet   Sad Boulders : Ice Caves
Serengeti   V5     Boulder   Serengeti Area : Serengeti Boulder
Strength in Numbers (Original SIN)   V5     Boulder, 20 feet   Sad Boulders : Strength in Numbers Area
Action Figure   V6     Boulder, 8 feet   Happy Boulders : Action Figure Area
The Hulk   V6     Boulder, 15 feet   Central Happiness Area : Happy Boulder
Mister Witty   V6 PG13     Boulder, 15 feet   West Rim Area : Desert Skies/Morning Dove A...
Atari   V6+ R     Boulder   Happy Boulders : East Rim Area
Disco Diva   V8     Boulder, 12 feet   Central Happiness Area : Happy Boulder
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This is the star of the boulder.Start low on sidepulls, do a move or two up to the left-hand undercling, and make a big stretch to a big right-hand sloper. From here use either the intermediate left-hand crimp, or dyno for the bucket (crux). Top out with jugs. Good movement, great fun....[more]   Browse More Classics in CA


Photos of Volcanic Tablelands (Happies/Sads) Slideshow Add Photo
The south end of the Tablelands, looking west toward the Sierras.

The south end of the Tablelands, looking west towa...

An evening session in the Tablelands.<br /><br />self-portrait

An evening session in the Tablelands.

self-portra...


The Volcanic Tablelands

The Volcanic Tablelands

Looking north at the Tablelands plateau, viewed from the Druid Stones, just south of Bishop

Looking north at the Tablelands plateau, viewed fr...

The Volcanic Tablelands, just north of Bishop

The Volcanic Tablelands, just north of Bishop

Looking down from the Sads towards Bishop.

Looking down from the Sads towards Bishop.

KK on a superb lip traverse on the 'Orgasm Boulder', Roadside, Fish Slough Boulders

KK on a superb lip traverse on the 'Orgasm Boulder...

Don't mess with the locals...

Don't mess with the locals...

Nate Bowe on 'Tim's Prow' v4, County Line Boulders

Nate Bowe on 'Tim's Prow' v4, County Line Boulders

Nate Bowe on 'El Hueco de Hunta' v5, County Line Boulders.

Nate Bowe on 'El Hueco de Hunta' v5, County Line B...

The Tablelands from the south, and the White Mountains in the background

The Tablelands from the south, and the White Mount...

Nate Bowe on 'The Wave', Tablelands

Nate Bowe on 'The Wave', Tablelands

Andy Patari in the Tablelands

Andy Patari in the Tablelands

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By Adam Winters
Administrator
From: Bishop, CA
Jan 22, 2009

People need to settle down with the tick marks, it's getting ridiculous. It seems almost every boulder I walk up to I have to spend 10 minutes brushing off these eyesores! Come on, if you make a tick, brush that ugly bastard off when you leave the boulder!

Also, who needs tick marks on STARTING footholds??? Is it just me or is this completely unnecessary? Get some glasses because this is not far from plain old graffiti.

By Euan Cameron
Administrator
From: Redlands and Mammoth Lakes
Jan 22, 2009

I agree it is getting out of hand. It seems to be 'the' in thing this year to mark it up.

Seriously it isn't a gym, tick marks don't belong outside.