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Blowin' Kisses At Disinterested Bitches 

5.11a

   
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Type: Sport, 70 feet
Consensus: 5.11a [details]
FA: Joel McKillop
Season: The Bitches are always fine.
Submitted By: Brent Larsen on May 26, 2012

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Description 

Are you the kind of guy or girl who always ends up in the friends catagory because you are ugly as a mud fence? If so, then this climb is for you. If you are the kind of guy or girl who buys the maps to the Hollywood stars' houses, and then proceeds to go all creeper on them, and you are also strong as phuck, then this climb is for you as well.

Jugs, deep pockets, small pockets, kinky crimps, impossibly technical movement and good stone all await your applause and approval on the runway or the stage but don't think for one minute those bitches are interested in you, or assume that this tough canyon gem is easily onsightable.

Get on it!


Location 

Blowin' Kisses Wall. On the not too left hand side of The Danks.

This route has one of the most comfortable belay ledges in The Danks thanks to the hard work of some local trail makers.


Protection 

Lots of bling. You ain't getting into this club without a dozen quickdraws and a small dog in your purse.



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Catch a good rest when you can, this route might just claw your eyes out. <br /> <br />Blowin' Kisses At Disinterested Bitches, 5.11a. <br /> <br />Blowin' Kisses Wall. The Danks. <br />Spearfish Canyon, SD.

Catch a good rest when you can, this route might j...

Committing moves on bitchin' holds that get even bitchier and want nothing to do with your ugly, broke ass. Be prepared to take the ride and this is a fun route to fall on. Some folks might think of it as a nice warm-up and head left when they are done. Some folks may find this a neat test piece of fitness and strategy.

Committing moves on bitchin' holds that get even b...

Blowin' Kisses At Disinterested Bitches, 5.11a <br /> <br />Blowin' Kisses Wall. <br />The Danks. Spearfish Canyon. <br />South Dakota.

Blowin' Kisses At Disinterested Bitches, 5.11a

Bl...