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Bitchez Get Stitchez! 

YDS: 5.13b French: 8a Ewbanks: 29 UIAA: IX+ ZA: 30 British: E7 6c

Type:  Sport, 1 pitch, 35'
Consensus:  YDS: 5.13 French: 8a Ewbanks: 29 UIAA: X- ZA: 30 British: E7 6c [details]
FA: Evan Blare
New Route: Yes
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Submitted By: Erik Durgin on Aug 19, 2010

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Bill rock clamping (it).


This line was bolted and cleaned by Marcus Garcia, Timmy Tormmy, and myself. (I don't know why a 35 foot route took three people to bolt? I guess we were to busy slapping each other's asses). None of us could woo this sassy little frassy for over a year (also because we were to busy slapping each other's asses). It took the suave and cultured hands of local stud muffin, Evan Blare (sorry girls, he's taken), to unlock the chastity belt and de-flower this sexy little thing! LIKE A BAWS.

If you want beta and shit, sack up and climb it yourself!


Clip first bolt on Diviturded, then go left. If your hands start disappearing behind gigantor buckets, you're an idiot and you're on Diviturded. Lower to the ground, have your belayer kick you in the ass and try again. That is all.


Rusted old boltz that will rip and you will die, or something like that.

Photos of Bitchez Get Stitchez! Slideshow Add Photo
Rock Climbing Photo: Wizard staff party! Way more fun then climbing.
BETA PHOTO: Wizard staff party! Way more fun then climbing.
Rock Climbing Photo: Evan deflowering the route in front of his parents...
BETA PHOTO: Evan deflowering the route in front of his parents...
Rock Climbing Photo: Guzzle it!
Guzzle it!

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By Marcus garcia
From: Durango, Co.
Mar 12, 2011

Finally got this route this winter. Must have been the ads spankens. Great route.
By Timmy! Tormey
From: Fakeville, USA
Mar 21, 2011

Oh those ads spankens... get ya every time.
By Erik Durgin
Jul 24, 2011

Just bolted the direct start to Bitches! Still pretty dirty, but it will clean up to be one hell of a bouldery route!

10ft to the left of Bitches. Avoiding the purple choss that lurks a few feet to the left makes this route a lot more enjoyable. If you climb straight out the boltz, most of the holds are legit (at least the ones that I used).

Climb straight out VERY STEEP rock past 3 boltz to linkup with the 4th bolt (gray fixed draw) of Bitches, attempt to rest at the "jugs" (more like a sloping shit hold and an odd 3 finger pocket), then tighten up for the Bitches crux. BOOM!!

Open Project, GET ON THAT SHIT!
By Erik Durgin
Jul 24, 2011

ADS spankings? I assume you meant aids? I was unaware one could contract aids through spanking... learn something new every day. Good to know!
By Erik Durgin
May 24, 2012

Thanks to the Clydesdale Manimal, known as Gentle Ben Griffin, a critical hold has broken of the start of the lower crux making Bitchez significantly more difficult. Could be .13c now.
By Harold
From: Bayfield, CO
Jul 26, 2012

Erik, you are really gross. Seems to be a theme with you and maybe the rule after 'Don't be a jerk' should be 'Don't be gross because not everyone likes to read about wieners, STDs, and impure lifestyles'.
By Ben Griffin
From: Durango, CO
Sep 17, 2012
rating: 5.13b/c 8a+ 29 X- 30 E7 6c

I found new beta for the bottom section. The climbing is luckily still really good but a grade harder. The route used to climb 12c into a V7 boulder problem. Now it is more like a 13a into a V7 boulder problem. Still really cool movement.

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