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Jan 12, 2013
OK, if we can have a "Best Dog Photo" topic under "General Climbing", why not a "Best Redneck Photo"?

If you or your frienemies are members of (or know members of) The Fraternal Order of the Crimson Nape, let's see their pics.

I'll start it off:

The Grand Whizzers of the Fraternal Order of the C...
The Grand Whizzers of the Fraternal Order of the Crimson Nape.
TWK
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Jan 12, 2013
Rock Wars, RRG, 2008
Guns, beers and a pick up truck...Yup, that fits the requirements. Woodchuck ATC
Joined Nov 29, 2007
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Jan 12, 2013
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^ looks fun, guns and beer, cant go wrong! IamDman
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Jan 12, 2013
me
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coloradotomontana
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Jan 12, 2013
the chain saw should be running will smith
From boulder
Joined Jan 16, 2008
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Jan 12, 2013
Idaho Mountain Guide
Idaho Mountain Guide

Ready to tackle the Sawtooths!
Ian Cavanaugh
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406 points
Jan 12, 2013
Rock Wars, RRG, 2008
Seems like Montana has the distinct lead in redneck-ness so far,,nice hunt'n pics! Woodchuck ATC
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Jan 14, 2013
Me at the belay on bear creek spire
My big brother shows me how to geter done
My big brother shows me how to geter done
Brian Snider
From NorCal
Joined Mar 24, 2010
769 points
Jan 14, 2013
Texas Rednecks
Texas Rednecks


Frog Huntin'
Frog Huntin'
bradyk
Joined Jun 7, 2010
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Jan 14, 2013
About half way up the East Arete on Illumination R...
That last one is called "giggin'" Ben Beckerich
From saint helens, oregon
Joined Jun 24, 2011
266 points
Jan 14, 2013
GRITS
GRITS



Girls Raised in the South
Girls Raised in the South
TWK
Joined Sep 15, 2012
164 points
Jan 14, 2013
the man was smart
johnnyrig wrote:



every beer on that table is a girl beer bro
T Roper
From VA,NM,UT,CT,MA
Joined Mar 31, 2006
1,054 points
Jan 14, 2013
oh
MTKirk wrote:
Proud hunters and their kill. Bagged him with the old- pee in a rock basin then blow his brains out at 10 feet while he licks your salty piss off the rocks- trick!



Why you gotta blank the faces out? Are you trying to hide something?
Robin like the bird
From mountain center ,CA
Joined Jun 17, 2008
318 points
Jan 14, 2013
Whiskey-a-Go-Go
johnnyrig wrote:
One barfed twice before we even got there on the 500 yard hike. On "girl beer".


Because he barfed, it's not girl beer?

johnnyrig wrote:
The real fun was dragging my hungover friends up half a route before they sobered up.


You let drunk people belay you on a multi-pitch climb?

At least this all sounds like redneck reasoning skills.
Tom Mulholland
From #1 Cheese Producing State!
Joined Apr 16, 2010
85 points
Jan 14, 2013
MTKirk wrote:
Proud hunters and their kill. Bagged him with the old- pee in a rock basin then blow his brains out at 10 feet while he licks your salty piss off the rocks- trick!


Not all hunters are animals, though--only the good ones.

JohnnyM
JohnnyM
TWK
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Jan 14, 2013
Whiskey-a-Go-Go
johnnyrig wrote:
Yeah, I figured between the two of them, one was bound to catch me. If not, then they'd make a nice soft landing.


Touché. It's easier to convince drunk people to stand directly under you while climbing.
Tom Mulholland
From #1 Cheese Producing State!
Joined Apr 16, 2010
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Jan 15, 2013
Me at the belay on bear creek spire
Here's a good one from this summer. How many other rednecks find this to be an entertaining?
Check out the beer gut on the guy behind the sign.
Check out the beer gut on the guy behind the sign.

This is how to getter done!
Got Mud?
Got Mud?

And the grand finale, a self portrait.
Whoo Hooo!
Whoo Hooo!

Never realized what a redneck I was until I moved to Cali. Just shows you can take a redneck out of the woods but not the woods out of a redneck.

Geeter Dooone!
Brian Snider
From NorCal
Joined Mar 24, 2010
769 points
Jan 15, 2013
Me on Supercrack
Robin like the bird wrote:
Why you gotta blank the faces out? Are you trying to hide something?



YES!! if he caught me pokin' fun at 'im I'd likely end up like this fella. Laugh at me now you little tree chewin' bastard!
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MTKirk
From Billings, MT
Joined Dec 20, 2011
280 points
Jan 15, 2013
I guess starting a "Best Beaver Photo" topic would be inappropriate for MountainProject?

Beaver, Sutter Bypass
Beaver, Sutter Bypass
TWK
Joined Sep 15, 2012
164 points
Jan 15, 2013
PBR and Schlitz are more qualified "Redneck Beers" and cheaper than Belgian White Ales and Widmer's Hef, although I like Widmer's.

Redneck pissing contest

How about Bud Dry and Jacky D?

Bud Dry
Bud Dry


Jack Daniels
Jack Daniels



Elk
Elk
bradyk
Joined Jun 7, 2010
68 points
Jan 15, 2013
Bouldering at right side of Sun Deck
No sh*t, these guys used to round out the guitar trio I was in when I last played gigs in Denver (Craig, on the right, is as fine a guitarist as I personally know). We didn't see eye to eye on most things political. Bob (on the left) had a huge walk-in safe full of firearms in his bedroom.

Bob n Craig
Bob n Craig
YDPL8S
From Santa Monica, Ca.
Joined Aug 7, 2003
932 points
Jan 15, 2013
Man's Weekend!
Man's Weekend!
Timmy! Tormey
From Fakeville, USA
Joined Dec 14, 2004
897 points
Jan 15, 2013
On top of Dr. Rubos
I can't believe my hubby hasn't posted this one yet...
Darren at his bachelor party

Giddy Up!
Giddy Up!
Angela Mabe
From Flagstaff,AZ
Joined Feb 7, 2006
199 points
Jan 15, 2013
smoke break, pitch 5 or 6 (or 7??) of Dark Shadows
johnnyrig wrote:


That last photo of the gurl beers *almost* disqualifies you for redneck status for life. Especially the glasses. For christsakes, rednecks don't drink out of glasses or eat hippie granola trailmix! They eat bear jerky and trout boiled in the coffee pot over a tire fire, and drink Jim Beam and Busch Light from a can. Your later photos are somewhat redeeming.
Eric Krantz
From Black Hills
Joined Feb 21, 2004
469 points
Jan 15, 2013
smoke break, pitch 5 or 6 (or 7??) of Dark Shadows
wedding
wedding
Eric Krantz
From Black Hills
Joined Feb 21, 2004
469 points
Jan 15, 2013
I don't have the original computer file, but here is a link to a picture I posted. I am upping the ante because it is a climbing photo with a redneck theme: mountainproject.com/v/10729126... Eric Whitbeck
Joined Mar 27, 2006
319 points


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