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By Dave Dobler
Nov 21, 2007

Yowza, sick tales hardmen,
But check this bros…
Yarding heavy undercling on a fridge-size hanging block
After some serious h-dog because I totally pumped out
Getting to an old manky clip after planting sickly sketch pro between
Pretty much stitched it up because I was feeling soft
Straight trundled the block
Buttered off, serious pucker-factor, grabbed major air clearing my cord
Catted the wall, tweaked my ankle, then that manky button-head blew
Rope-gun was Edwin-ing at the belay to give me a catch and avoid the block as I sang ROCK
Rubber-band dyno stop out of that Beal 9.1
All good…
Sacked-up and tried to get back on
My right hoof was gone so bailed leaving serious booty
My second was gumby jiggy-leg sweat-hand and couldn’t follow
Weak-stick…

By Mark Nelson
From Coniferous, CO
Nov 21, 2007
 In a zoo in California, a mother tiger gave birth to a rare set of triplet tiger cubs.    Unfortunately, due to complications in the pregnancy, the cubs were born prematurely and due to their tiny size, they died shortly after birth. <br /><br />The mother tiger after recovering from the delivery, suddenly started to decline in health, although physically she was fine. The veterinarians felt that the loss of her litter had caused the tigress to fall into a depression. The doctors decided that if the tigress could surrogate another mother's cubs, perhaps she would improve. <br /><br />After checking with many other zoos across the country, the depressing news was that there were no tiger cubs of the right age to introduce to the mourning  mother. The veterinarians decided to try something that had never been  tried in a zoo environment. Sometimes a mother of one species will take on the care of a different species. The only "orphans" that could be found quickly, were a litter of weaner pigs.  The zoo keepers and vets wrapped the piglets in tiger skin and placed the babies around the mother tiger.<br />

hang on a sec, I still can't figure this out; how do they get that rope up there?

By Bill Ballace
From Wheat Ridge , CO
Nov 21, 2007

If this is what is going on in the forums, it must be too cold to climb outside.


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