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By darin
Jan 31, 2008

I once met an old guy that everyone called 'manky.' My first encounter with him was at table rock, NC. It was raining and I had just finished breakfast in the parking lot. Manky walks up to my partner and i and says "a little vitamin T?" as he hands me a bottle of tequila.

It was quite an introduction to manky and the perils of rainy day activities.

By Bumblie
Feb 1, 2008

If I fall, you ARE going to catch me?

By Roger Fleming
Feb 18, 2008
Dessous Choc (After Shock) <br />Grade 6 Route near Chamonix FR

don't fall

By Richard Radcliffe
From Louisville, CO
Feb 18, 2008

From my mentor about climbing in Eldorado Canyon:

"When in doubt, stem."

By Guy Humphrey
From Fort Collins CO
Feb 18, 2008
About to launch into the crux of El Cracko Diablo...

"This pitch is kind of hard and run-out, you better let me lead it."

By John Gunnels
From Gillette, WY
Feb 18, 2008
Beginning Hrum Hroom

"If you're not bleeding, you're not having fun..."

By Stefan Doucette
Feb 18, 2008

"This pitch is too good to follow."

By Tea
Feb 18, 2008
The Goods. Ice and a dash of Club. Now get on with it.

"Just remember kid...there are dead alpinists, hanging on their ropes in Patagonia...cause no one has the balls to go cut them down"

-Old Salty Valley Mentor to me.

By John J. Glime
From Salt Lake City, UT
Feb 18, 2008
Follow the arrow...

Thinking of Patagonia... When I was learning to climb, I used to watch La Escoba de Dios over and over again. I still find myself repeating some of Fowler's lines trying to imitate has classic drawl, especially when I am in stressful situations and I am trying to remain calm.

"Sunshine feels good right now..."

"I'll see you downtown..."

By Tea
Feb 18, 2008
The Goods. Ice and a dash of Club. Now get on with it.

great flick. Really inspired me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5ZBYewIdYU

"I'm REALLY gripped John..let's not talk about it."

By Tim Stich
From Colorado Springs, Colorado
Feb 18, 2008
Looking down from Notchtop

That video was awesome, warts and all.

By Andrew Luke
From Rolla, MO
Feb 19, 2008
Icy south early winter spire

don't remember who said it but, "Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you are scared to death"

By John J. Glime
From Salt Lake City, UT
Feb 19, 2008
Follow the arrow...

Tea wrote:
great flick.


Yeah, there are a lot of great lines in that movie... and I definitely am the Peter G. of the group. I love the bipolar nature of most of his lines like when he's messing with the jumar: "Come fucking on! Come on! Okay, ready to haul..." Funny shit. Great documentary.

By Cpt. E
Feb 19, 2008

"the're just lucky nothing bad happened....."
- Dave H., referring to 'loose' ascents in the black

By Pete Gallagher
From Manitou Springs, CO
Feb 19, 2008
Hide your bong

Hmmm, Interesting...Can't say that I've ever been called bipolar before, I'll have to check with my analyst, Alvin Swill, about this diagnosis. I've been called a lot of other things [mostly not very complimentary], but...I always just wrote it off to a having a short Irish temper and a peculiar penchant for using the "F" word, particularly when scared, ...or pissed.

And NO!, I ain't got no FUCKIN' WARTS!

I recently learned from CatMan that he has digitized and re-mastered the original "La Escoba de Dios", which was filmed with analog Hi8 and Betacam SP. Who knows, maybe there might be an re-release on DVD at some point in the near future. If it happens I'm going into hiding.

Last year, after Charlie died, we sat down with a bottle of single malt and looked through some of the original raw footage - first time in fifteen years that I had seen that stuff. God, there is some funny and some totally hokey stuff that [thankfully] never made it into the movie. I've got to say, however, there could be one hell of a blooper reel if CatMan wants to put it together.

By John J. Glime
From Salt Lake City, UT
Feb 19, 2008
Follow the arrow...

Pete,
I can't say enough about how that film impacted my climbing. You guys were an inspiration. I think it was only like 30 minutes long or something, and I would watch it over and over, looking at technique, trying to imagine myself in such a position... but really, the banter between you four really tells what climbing is about for a lot of us. Get John to make that Blooper reel, I am sure it would be good for more than a few laughs.

If there are any stories you want to share with us about that trip, or other adventures with Charlie, Max, and company. I would love to hear them. The bipolar comment was in good fun, your ability to go from pissed or scared to happy and calm really showed the intensity of the moments. Something I have now learned to relate to quite well. Thanks for posting.
Regards,
John

By Allen Hill
From Glenelk, Colorado
Feb 19, 2008
Bush's new economic advisor. Excellent!

I can state without any kind of hesitation that Peter is not bipolar. He is in fact the most single minded man I've ever known. He has a temper to be sure but it is well known he only uses it as a tool to motivate his comrades to higher ideals and peaks. He is a gentleman and a scholar of the highest level.

Dr. Alvin Swill

By Scott M. Mossman
Feb 20, 2008
Messing around in RMNP in winter, climbing 5.7 in rubber snow boots and ski gloves.

Another of my favorite Crusty Mentor quotes happened as one of my mentors was looking up a particularly nasty looking crack with dubious protection "Well, now that I've climbed this in my head, no need to drag my body up there!"

By Deaun Schovajsa
From Arvada, CO
Feb 20, 2008
Deaun tasting the sweet limestone

"Another of my favorite Crusty Mentor quotes happened as one of my mentors was looking up a particularly nasty looking crack with dubious protection "Well, now that I've climbed this in my head, no need to drag my body up there!"

That's called a 'visual onsight' and I've made thousands of them over the years. Hell, I've even made some visual FA's!

One of my favorite mentor quotes: We're sitting at the bottom of an unknown crack in the South Platte boonies on a frigid winter day, "Let's build a fire and think about this". That happened a lot...

By Kirk Miller
From Golden, CO
Feb 20, 2008
Bugaboos, 1978<br />Photo by Ken Trout

Remember, BE CAREFUL!!!
Don't fall now or we'll both die!
Be there or be slandered.

By vegastradguy
From Henderson, NV
Feb 20, 2008
Vegastradguy follows the crux pitch of Western Swing on Windy Peak.

"These ATC's are amazing! Who would have thought they make such a great rappel device?"

"Yeah, and some people use them to belay too...."

or

"Did you bring the ballnutz?"

"No- I thought we were doing an established route...."

"Oh well, there's probably no gear where we're going anyway..."

By Mark Nelson
From Coniferous, CO
Feb 20, 2008
 In a zoo in California, a mother tiger gave birth to a rare set of triplet tiger cubs.    Unfortunately, due to complications in the pregnancy, the cubs were born prematurely and due to their tiny size, they died shortly after birth. <br /><br />The mother tiger after recovering from the delivery, suddenly started to decline in health, although physically she was fine. The veterinarians felt that the loss of her litter had caused the tigress to fall into a depression. The doctors decided that if the tigress could surrogate another mother's cubs, perhaps she would improve. <br /><br />After checking with many other zoos across the country, the depressing news was that there were no tiger cubs of the right age to introduce to the mourning  mother. The veterinarians decided to try something that had never been  tried in a zoo environment. Sometimes a mother of one species will take on the care of a different species. The only "orphans" that could be found quickly, were a litter of weaner pigs.  The zoo keepers and vets wrapped the piglets in tiger skin and placed the babies around the mother tiger.<br />

I'll go along with the best advice I got also: Don't fall. Please don't fall here. Mark! Whatever you do, don't fucking fall here, asshole!

Good motivation; not directly from the Petes, but the influence was certainly there.

Another one, from Bozek: Shit! Why are they always putting the crux at the hard part?!?!? -- Another one: Crap, I need a cam.

By Scott M. Mossman
Feb 20, 2008
Messing around in RMNP in winter, climbing 5.7 in rubber snow boots and ski gloves.

Mark Nelson wrote:
Shit! Why are they always putting the crux at the hard part?!?!? -- Another one: Crap, I need a cam.


LOL! I'm dying here! Are you sure you weren't climbing with Yogi Berra?

By Marc Horan
From Lafayette, CO
Feb 20, 2008
the end is in sight, just a few more miles of copperheads to go!



Thanks for the link. It was a great short video; I really enjoyed it.

Pete, did you find any cures for that "short memory?" I suffer from the same problem. LOL.

--Marc

By Eric D
Feb 20, 2008
Before the tyrolean on Sun Ribbon Arete, high Sierras.

My dumb-ass statement to a leader 40 feet up as I was belaying, one year after learning to climb. "Dude, you're gonna DECK if you fall." At that point I was just trying provide useful information having no concept of helping a partner maintain their head game.

Here is another use for PPP (purely psychological pro). If you're tired of hearing your partner complain about the crappy anchors you build, bring bolt hangers with sticky pads on the back. Add them to your anchor and voila, no more complaints from a second about your crappy anchor.


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