why didn't someone tell me my ass was so big?!

/obscure?

I'm working to reverse the beam, sir!

Jon - I must have mistakenly had my camera on the 'big booty' setting. I can assure you that butt shots taken with this setting appear much larger than in real life :)

ah yes that pesky big booty setting strikes again! it seems like cameras are always on this setting when they take shots of my ass!

Damn, Beyoncé is crushing that route!

LOL!