Guide for Solar Slab between the 26th and 29th

Colonel Mustard wrote:Where's Dow at lately anyway? I've been missing that arrogant bastard.

Alright, crowd sourcing is an accurate means of knowledge and the climbers i heard talking good about him were Women. Apparently the guys don't like him...

Adam, sorry for calling you fat and telling you to STFU. I actually liked your leap pic. I'm trying to partner this week, would you like to get out?

For the record, i don't pirate guide. I fucking hate the practice of guiding although I like some guides as people and respect some guides as climbers.

In this topic: People who wish they were actually climbing.

Eric Thompson wrote: Adam, sorry for calling you fat and telling you to STFU. I actually liked your leap pic. I'm trying to partner this week, would you like to get out?

Thanks for apologizing, but it's not a big deal. If we got rid of every 2/10 post from somebody who had no idea what they were talking about, there would be no climbing forums.

Are you talking about this picture?

you local?

I took my head and put it on someone else's body, that photo isn't legit. I do have a large head, but that's a little ridiculous ;)

If you fancy a day at Mount Woodson, or some ice climbing in the Sierra in late January, that's all I'll probably have time for given current baby situations. Babies rule - internet drools.

CLUE: If you guessed Professor Plum...in the Library...with a Rope, you're wrong. But if you guessed Colonel Mustard...in the Forum...with a Keyboard,..we all win!...except for maybe the Dowager Prince. Thank you Colonel for one of the funniest MP-RR Forum posts I've ever read. Hell, I queue it up and re-read daily just to give my laugh muscles a work-out. I would like to buy you a beer, or four. Oink. Oink!

Mark Limage wrote:CLUE: If you guessed Professor Plum...in the Library...with a Rope, you're wrong. But if you guessed Colonel Mustard...in the Forum...with a Keyboard,..we all win!...except for maybe the Dowager Prince. Thank you Colonel for one of the funniest MP-RR Forum posts I've ever read. Hell, I queue it up and re-read daily just to give my laugh muscles a work-out. I would like to buy you a beer, or four. Oink. Oink!

I am flattered. But it is not I, sir, who gave Dow's ballsack a bullhorn. No, instead, we give credit where credit is due: that tiny, yet empowered set of nuts who madly spurt oompah loompah energy into the booming leviathan of a voice we all recognize as that of the hardest of the low-to-mid-grade hardmen wannabes of our times. Or any times, really. Dow motherfuckin' Williams and your brazen, sun baked cajones, I salute you.

Whole lotta lifestyle jealousy up in here

Adam Burch wrote:Whole lotta lifestyle jealousy up in here

For the month of December Mtn Proj has diligently worked to trash two people online!

Erik Sloan, check.
Dow Williams, check.

who is next?

T Roper wrote: For the month of December Mtn Proj has diligently worked to trash two people online! Erik Sloan, check. Dow Williams, check. who is next?

+1

Haha... I always look forward to my daily reading of the Erik Sloan Hatred Thread. Better than the Wall Street Journal.

Mountain Project...so sad

T Roper wrote: For the month of December Mtn Proj has diligently worked to trash two people online! Erik Sloan, check. Dow Williams, check. who is next?

Don't forget the Gunks top roper!

Nick Sweeney wrote: Don't forget the Gunks top roper!

that was a weird one eh? The OP on that thread almost had me on his side, then it all made sense.

T Roper wrote: who is next?

I'm about as big of a douche as they come.

How about me?

T Roper wrote: For the month of December Mtn Proj has diligently worked to trash two people online! Erik Sloan, check. Dow Williams, check. who is next?

Thank you for noticing.

Next target: Adam Burch. Piss bag spigot or nutless lady boy? You decide.

Is it wrong that the terms "Lady boy" and "Ballsack bullhorn" make me laugh so hard?

Doug Foust wrote: Hi Dow, You talk about having the balls to admit things in person. Simple question, do you guide in Red Rock? I look forward to the response. Thanks, Doug

Definitely not.

Guide???

summitpost.org/celtic-crack…

Adventure Chumps wrote: Definitely not.

I wonder how that dinner was?

Lifestyle baby!!!1!!!

EDIT: Do you ever sit around and wonder, in amazement, how some people exist? Like, how do some of these people exist? Blows the mind.

LOL!!!!

Where's Wow Dilliams when you need him?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyLdtG7KZvw

So have we decided yet? Adam Burch? Piss bag spigot or nutless lady boy?

Colonel, forgot option 3 - all of the above and the albina sayyytan

He's a big boi!

keister that hoagie, braj