Nobody cares about your tricams

I care about your tricams. Don't abuse them.

So your post title is invalid.

Oh Pink's the one I love to place
when I'm alone way up in space
on some exposed and airy face.
They sink where other gear won't go.
When all you've got is manky pro,
This tricam saves your butt from woe.
But it's often hard to get them out;
They make your second moan and shout
And wave his nut tool 'round about
But that's why you're the one on lead
Your problems are a different breed
As long as someone does the deed...
"Oh quit your whimpering," you rumble,
"And get it out or there'll be trouble"
"Get to work now, on the double!"
Although it sometimes takes a while,
They do come out with vim and guile,
(or chiselling and curses vile.)
Pink will do what all the rest.
Won't do when they're put to the test.
Oh pink tricams are just the best!
-- Charles "Pinky" Danforth

It's funny Mike, I hear more smack talking from people in alpine than I hear telemarkers telling people they tele.
"Stop suffering bro"
"Just get some AT gear"
"I used to tele until I decide I wanted to ski"

ViperScale wrote:I care about your tricams. Don't abuse them. So your post title is invalid.

love tri-cams or are:
vegan
vegetarian
cross fit
yogi

which do you talk about first?

Brian wrote: -- Charles "Pinky" Danforth

Poetry of the highest order!

Brian should name all the new routes from now on.

CozellaTH wrote: Heads up! I responded to emails from anyone desiring a sticker.

Any chance you have any left?! Happy to pay shipping! 

Ben Glanton wrote:

Any chance you have any left?! Happy to pay shipping! 

As a southern climber that is blasphemy! We ought to burn you at the stake. 

https://www.zazzle.com/no_one_cares_that_you_place_tricams_bumper_sticker-128654097126313318

For those of you desiring stickers! Get this up and running. There are tshirts and tanktops now too! 

Brian wrote: Oh Pink's the one I love to place when I'm alone way up in space on some exposed and airy face. They sink where other gear won't go. When all you've got is manky pro, This tricam saves your butt from woe. But it's often hard to get them out; They make your second moan and shout And wave his nut tool 'round about But that's why you're the one on lead Your problems are a different breed As long as someone does the deed... "Oh quit your whimpering," you rumble, "And get it out or there'll be trouble" "Get to work now, on the double!" Although it sometimes takes a while, They do come out with vim and guile, (or chiselling and curses vile.) Pink will do what all the rest. Won't do when they're put to the test. Oh pink tricams are just the best! -- Charles "Pinky" Danforth

This is brilliant!

StonEmber wrote: Pink is my favorite color. Seriously butt hurt by this..... How dare you

I don't think you are placing your pinky correctly if your butt hurts.

Mark LaPierre wrote:

I don't think you are placing your pinky correctly if your butt hurts.

nice

Is there a link to the T-shirt? I want to wear this to Twall. 

Please make me this sticker

"Nobody cares that you ride to work in a recumbent bike, still use checks at the grocery store using a quill and ink, love to fly fish in the summer, tele in the winter, climb with tricams, and feel that fixed pitons are more trad than bolts, and make that extra trip to recycle glass bottles even though you have 4 kids and have essentially doubled the population as well as your carbon footprint"

JCH . wrote:

Is there a link to the T-shirt? I want to wear this to Twall. 

That is blasphemy and you should be ashamed of yourself. Tricams are the bees knees at T-wall and if you don't like it then you can just get out of the south. Harumph!

eli poss wrote:

That is blasphemy and you should be ashamed of yourself. Tricams are the bees knees at T-wall and if you don't like it then you can just get out of the south. Harumph!

I love tri-cams. But I am a mix m&ms and skittles to watch the world burn kind of guy. So naturally, wearing this shirt at Twall would bring me much entertainment. With that said, who needs a climbing buddy in the south? Any takers? 

JCH . wrote:

But I am in mix m&ms and skittles 

BURN THE BLASPHEMER!