The Best Route Names
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Ryan Nevius wrote:In the Owen's River Gorge, there's a route with the following name: You have been nothing but trouble since the day I laid eyes on you; You're like a thorn in my side; I don't know from one day to the next what stupid lame brain stunt you're gonna pull; Now get out of here, get out of my office, get out of my life, once and for all get out, out, out!Gomer Pyle |
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Senior citizens in outer space (maybe it's just senior citizens in space, I forget) at index |
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"Lets get drunk and think about it." Red River Gorge. By far my favorite. |
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I'm Pro Choss and I Bolt - Wallula Gap, WA |
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Cocaine in my dick vein. |
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Thugged out Since Cub Scouts, Brecksville, OH |
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Cunning Stunt in Index WA |
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Dale's Downpulling Digits Decadent Donjon (monastery) |
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Some good ones from the Brac: |
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Anxiety state crisis (11c) Crazy horse buttress in Chiang Mai Thailand. |
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Helmeted Warrior of Love (New River Gorge ) |
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Too Much Cock, Not Enough Lycra |
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Oh, I forgot a route in Thailand (I think): |
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Can I Do it 'till I Need Glasses? - NRG |
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Marsha Gets Creamed - Bradyism Wall in Spearfish Canyon SD gets my vote. It's description Here is golden as well; "A wet dream come true for the beginning five ten climber! Just like Marsha, this route is tall, blonde and has sweet jugs..." |
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Steep Climb Named Desire |
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One in the Frenchman Coulee in Washington called "Menstrating Whale Snatch". |
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Just climbed: pussy galore's flying circus-Devils lake WI |
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"Testicle Fortitude" |
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"Hot Venom Injection Arete" - Uintas, UT |