The Best Route Names
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Matthew Tangeman wrote:Hold On A Second My Elvis is Pinched Vantage, WAI'm digging this one. Still chuckling out loud about it. |
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monkey bars boulder in the kraft area of red rocks right before the gateway canyon. |
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Jesus Built My Tricam - ORG (fun route too!) |
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"The College of the Rockies Couldn't Run an Outdoor Program if Their Cumulative Lives Depended on It" 5.10d, Boulder Gardens, Jasper AB Canada |
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Cary Granite! |
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Pretty Much anything on Wipyeur Buttress |
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Cunning Stunt - Index, WA |
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I always liked "That 10d" at Smith. It's a 12-. |
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Oh yeah, we put up a direct finish on 'New Perversions' on Whitesides, 2 rope length pitches, one bolt. What do you call a finish to New Perversions? 'Dirty Dykes Done Dirt Cheap'. They changed the y to an i in the guide. Bastards. |
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Dangerous Lesion (JTree) |
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Cocoapuffs 1000 wrote: Tigger Goes into the Enchanted Woods and Tears a Flapper in Pooh's Asshole - NRGGets my vote! |
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"Bowels of the Owls" |
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CornCob wrote:Harry Butthole Pussy PotterThat's god-damned amazing. My favourites are Flex Capacitor and the 60 meter enduro layback "Filibuster" pitch of Right Wing. |
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Magical Chrome Plated Semi- Automatic Enema Syringe |
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Rosy Crucifixion |
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"Dat Be Up Da Butt, Bob" (Smith Rock, OR) - a response to a game-show host asking "Whats the weirdest place you've made whoopie". |
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Always been a big fan of "the Biggest Tits in Country Music" and "trip master monkey" in the Voo |
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"Honkey Jam Ass Crack", South Platte |
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"Sex Never did this to My Hands" the Outlets, Custer Stat Park, SD |
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prestige world wide wall: Bolts & hoes |