The Best Route Names

Shit or Go Blind - GUNKS
10000 Restless Virgins - GUNKS
Dicks Prick - GUNKS
Cophrolagia (sp?) - GUNKS

Drop, Fly, or Die in the Adirondacks at the Spider's Web would fit into the category of general badassery I think.

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Spanky's Quest for the Nectar Hole, 10c - Smith Rock, OR

Big Wall Greg's Chicken Shack, Jackson Falls. No idea why, just a great name.

"To Bolt or Not to Be." It is Shakespearian, lyrical, a statement about climb itself, and a much broader statement about the future of (sport) climbing.

Gets my vote.

pspoutz wrote:"To Bolt or Not to Be." It is Shakespearian, lyrical, a statement about climb itself, and a much broader statement about the future of (sport) climbing. Gets my vote.

Blotter is my Spotter(x3)
Fact or Friction

pspoutz wrote:"To Bolt or Not to Be." It is Shakespearian, lyrical, a statement about climb itself, and a much broader statement about the future of (sport) climbing. Gets my vote.

My standing theory is that most route names fit into three categories: really obvious puns, inside jokes no one will ever understand, and Bob Dylan references.

Index still has you all beat though
Brad Driscol Outnumbered His Guests But A Good Time Was Had By All
I Am In Top A Shader
Ten Percent Meteorological Vinculation
An Act of Strange Boar, A Group Of Mysteries of Frenchwomen, A Ship Called Black Rock, and a Hatch

Harry Butthole Pussy Potter - Horseshoe Canyon Ranch, AR

First route to actually make me laugh while reading the guide book.

Pineapple ThunderPussy - MT

All Chalk, No Action - Little Cottonwood Canyon, Utah.

Night of the Climbing Dead (Palisades, Al)

There is a little crag in Draper UT that was put up by a nearby dentist. All of the routes have dental inspired names like: Bloody Impaction. There is a little plaque at the bottom each route with the name. The crag isn't that great, but the names are.
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"Geologic time includes now"

An entire face fell off our local cliff 2-3 years ago, so the FA was on "new" rock!

Skull Fuck - NRG/Rifle
Hardcore Female Thrash - NRG
Hardcore Female Rash - NRG
Tigger Goes into the Enchanted Woods and Tears a Flapper in Pooh's Asshole - NRG
Cocaine Rodeo - Ten Sleep
Bikini Girls with Machine Guns - Ten Sleep
Ball Scratcher - RRG

Crossing the Delaware With No Pants On
Hold On A Second My Elvis is Pinched

Vantage, WA

I think my person favorite is "The Hardest 5.8 in the Rockies" (5.11c) thecrag.com/climbing/canada…

The Official Route of the 1984 Olympics

Big fan of "Offwidth Your Head" at Indian Creek.

Lots of others at the Creek too. Fingers in a Light Socket, Belly Full of Bad Berries, etc