This cruel world.
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I am actually for sale....As a trans goat. Will accept money via credit union, just saying. |
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Mathias wrote:As this thread is here and about Mountain Goats (kind of), does anyone know of any likely sighting spots for them in Colorado?Chicago Basin, Wemenuche wilderness. The goats there like to play freeze tag, I shit you not. |
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Billy G wrote:I am actually for sale....As a trans goat. Will accept money via credit union, just saying.Can you belay? Willing to be paid in feed? I'm interested. |
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The real question is do goats need a Gri - Gri to belay or are they apt at the traditional and ever safe hip belay? |
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i am new to this forum-wouldnt mind being a goat either |
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J Q wrote:The real question is do goats need a Gri - Gri to belay or are they apt at the traditional and ever safe hip belay?Fuck a silent partner, I'll just train a goat to belay me! Plus i'll have the goat rope gun when im having a high gravity day. I hear the local hard-goats free solo 5.11 on the diamond. |
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This has to be one of the best threads on MP in a long while. Not since the great Elanor random drive by attacks and What does your WOODY look like thread have we had this kind of witty repartee. Bravo. |
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Thanx! |
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The answer is "yes." Goats will practically push you out of the way before you have time to zip up your pants to get to your pee - at least in the Olympic Mountains. |
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This isn't you, is it? goatman |
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goat forgot to tie in. |