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This cruel world.

Billy G · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Apr 2016 · Points: 20

I am actually for sale....As a trans goat. Will accept money via credit union, just saying.

eli poss · · Durango, CO · Joined May 2014 · Points: 525
Mathias wrote:As this thread is here and about Mountain Goats (kind of), does anyone know of any likely sighting spots for them in Colorado?
Chicago Basin, Wemenuche wilderness. The goats there like to play freeze tag, I shit you not.
Joe Campbell · · Cookeville, TN · Joined Nov 2015 · Points: 20
Billy G wrote:I am actually for sale....As a trans goat. Will accept money via credit union, just saying.
Can you belay? Willing to be paid in feed? I'm interested.
J Q · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Mar 2012 · Points: 50

The real question is do goats need a Gri - Gri to belay or are they apt at the traditional and ever safe hip belay?

rock gumby · · leduc ab · Joined Apr 2016 · Points: 0

i am new to this forum-wouldnt mind being a goat either
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have had a few interesting encounters how ever...
sheep i think, rams? the ones with those big curved horns
dont want to piss them off while 3rd classing loose limestone slabs in the rockies

eli poss · · Durango, CO · Joined May 2014 · Points: 525
J Q wrote:The real question is do goats need a Gri - Gri to belay or are they apt at the traditional and ever safe hip belay?
Fuck a silent partner, I'll just train a goat to belay me! Plus i'll have the goat rope gun when im having a high gravity day.

I hear the local hard-goats free solo 5.11 on the diamond.
Ray Lovestead · · Boulder, CO · Joined Jan 2008 · Points: 108

This has to be one of the best threads on MP in a long while. Not since the great Elanor random drive by attacks and What does your WOODY look like thread have we had this kind of witty repartee. Bravo.

Billy G · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Apr 2016 · Points: 20

Thanx!

Bill Lawry · · Albuquerque, NM · Joined Apr 2006 · Points: 1,812

The answer is "yes." Goats will practically push you out of the way before you have time to zip up your pants to get to your pee - at least in the Olympic Mountains.

Welcome to the dark side!

Fortuna Wolf · · Durham, NC · Joined Mar 2016 · Points: 20

This isn't you, is it? goatman

cragmantoo · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Mar 2015 · Points: 175
Mike Lane · · AnCapistan · Joined Jan 2006 · Points: 880
Fortuna Wolf · · Durham, NC · Joined Mar 2016 · Points: 20

goat forgot to tie in.

Guideline #1: Don't be a jerk.

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