What's yours...

It's easy, just pull harder and fall less.

Just don't fall.

spread yr legs and trust da rubbah

;)

Some of the responses from that survey:

Oh Fuck
"It's a good kind of pain"
dyno to valley giant placement
donkey punch to the heart (used after failing/taking)
watch meeeeeeeee
Skamper on up! Or, fuck it
release your inner monkey
Take!
Take!!!!
taaAAAAaaaaAAaAaaaKE!
Shaka bra
I'm a chicken shit
Stick it
Belaying is like smoking weed when what you really want is meth
Hey man, you got that rolled yet?
bomber lock bruh
"It was thought provoking" -favorite way to describe climbs I flail on.
I'm having a off day
Send it to the moon!
I AM THE MASTER BETA-ER
GET RAD BROTHA
What's that red stuff?

• I got chu babe*

Look good. Have fun. Safety third.
Yerrr gunna die! (x2)
When in doubt, rub one out!
When in doubt, run it out!
When in doubt, smear it out.
Looks stiff
spread your legs and trust the rubber (x2)
fist jam
If you wear spandex you better be crushin!!!!
Tell me if these leggings are see-thru.
just pinch it
It's just a crimp ladder to the top

"Rule #1 : Don't fuck up and die."

"climb fast, take chances, bring honor to your family."

"if you don't want to fall, don't let go."

"when in doubt, run it out."

Buddy of mine, when asked for beta from someone halfway up a route, always yells back "Have you tried trying harder?"

If that hold was good enough for your hands, it's good enough for your feet.

When a climber asks for beta, I usually respond with "go up."

I like one my buddy says.

"Better dead on a mountain than alive at work."

A) fuck around, fuck around, lay around and bleed (from Philly streets)

B) the deader the better (old SoIll motto)

C) place thy protection well, lest the ground rise up to smite thee (Devils Lake trial and error school of rock climbing)

Let's try and regain some Zen here, ok?

statement made to myself after beach whaling onto belay ledge.

Friends don't let friends go splat.

Lock off and throw!

There's old climbers and bold climbers but no old bold climbers.

I really like the words "gang rope"

when your on a tough slabby section...
"Nose over toes"

When in doubt brush it out!

Wire it and fire it..

(but be sure to clean your draws and place them again every time)