My harness doesnt fit, my gym is charging too much, route developers are racist, my rubber sucks, too much snow, I keep losing my shit....

ES ruined Yosemite, my shoes are falling apart, my gear was recalled, Cmac has been bought by Sportiva and a pinkpointer called me a n00b!

Thats it, I'm moving to Boulderado where life is perfect and all women wear yogapants 24/7

sweet

And somebody's about to steal your rope.
And that sweet ropebag.

Watch your back, T Roper.

Also...
What kind of rack should I buy?
And what about doubles?

N_

Ps: do you PAS?

And this guy won't get his rope off my route.

Finally:
How hard do I have to climb in order to belay 5.12?

(I'll stop...)

Just when you think the ES thread has died.
Strong work.

Nathan Self wrote:And somebody's about to steal your rope. And that sweet ropebag.

Marc801 wrote: What happened to that thread?

FrankPS wrote: I think one of them was locked by the admins.

Yep, I can't find it either.

That was the jerk thread, right? Straight out of the box the rumble started. Rule #1 most likely... got nuked from orbit, you know, just to be sure nobody at MP would be infected.

BigFeet wrote:Yep, I can't find it either. That was the jerk thread, right? Straight out of the box the rumble started. Rule #1 most likely... got nuked from orbit, you know, just to be sure nobody at MP would be infected.

There was another one that was started just this week, with the OP being an Anton with some blog. The thread was about his $50 rope bag and he was not sure if his rope was lost or stolen. He wanted everyone to be aware of the unknown amount of use on his rope - something like that.

That thread is totally gone.

T Roper wrote:ES ruined Yosemite, my shoes are falling apart, my gear was recalled, Cmac has been bought by Sportiva and a pinkpointer called me a n00b! Thats it, I'm moving to Boulderado where life is perfect and all women wear yogapants 24/7 sweet

BigFeet wrote:There was another one that was started just this week, with the OP being an Anton with some blog. The thread was about his $50 rope bag and he was not sure if his rope was lost or stolen. He wanted everyone to be aware of the unknown amount of use on his rope - something like that. That thread is totally gone.

you missed: "all the routes are sandbagged"

Henry Holub wrote: I'm kinda bummed that thread is gone. I was having a bad week before that thread...

Nathan Self wrote:And somebody's about to steal your rope. And that sweet ropebag. Watch your back, T Roper.

eli poss wrote: Do you even climb brah... n00b

T Roper wrote:ES ruined Yosemite, my shoes are falling apart, my gear was recalled, Cmac has been bought by Sportiva and a pinkpointer called me a n00b! Thats it, I'm moving to Boulderado where life is perfect and all women wear yogapants 24/7 sweet

Muscrat wrote: But if they never take off their yoga pants....? Or is that a Boulderado thang?

T Roper wrote: I onsight-pinkpointed a 12 once broham

Nathan Self wrote:Finally: How hard do I have to climb in order to belay 5.12?