satirical musings about eastern climbers
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-You're concerned Eldo climbers are getting too soft with bolt placements. "Two holes on that route now?! If it were my crag.." Despite never having been to Colorado. |
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Of course you don't need meatball subs for gym climbing..BUT for the deep woods exploration, a nice italian (hots of course) and extra oil is perfect ! |
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Wears 5.10 guide tennies to the gym, coffee shop, car dealership, church on Sunday... |
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Score me out of all those..don't do any of them and don't wear 5.10 shit |
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john strand wrote:You go to the "PACKY" before and after climbing...You use ridiculous terms like "packy" and "wicked". |
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DUDE, I know some wicked good packy's..they are pissa! |
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Russ Keane wrote:"You have worn crampons to do a steep , leaf covered approach" hahahahaha nice one John! Laughed out loud. That is so great. That is so New Hampshire right there.That's how I rake my lawn in October!!! I get a "Cahdio" workout and a leaf free front "yahd" |
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I'm serious ! We put on 'pons to get to the upper tier of Hart's ledge in Crawford Notch. I'm pretty sure we also fixed a rope to bring up the gear. |
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john strand wrote:you gotta have wire push brooms !just discussing this last week actually, I think the answer is a chimney sweep brush on a rod |
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WESTSIDE!!!!!!!! |
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Chimnet brush isn't enough...broomm all the way |
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When you sweep the snow off the top of a cliff so it doesn't seep down onto a good rock route. |
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christoph benells wrote:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P31nhHASUzY you lead "waterfall Rappelling" trips and think you're a legitimate mountain guide. nemountaineering.com/rappel…"Best Extreme Outdoor Adventure in America" LOL |
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Every bouldering location is HP40 quality... if it wasn't damp 355 days of the year and there wasn't 300 lbs of lichen, elephant ear and moss growing on every possible line. But seriously the rock is amazing! |
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Eric Chabot wrote:A climb isn't complete if it doesn't go to the top of the cliff (walk off descent is mandatory)So true. |
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frank minunni wrote:When you sweep the snow off the top of a cliff so it doesn't seep down onto a good rock route.I know of people who shovel the tops of their winter climbing spots |
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Maybe it's because I'm in Maryland or maybe it's because I haven't been climbing enough to become that much of a tool, but very few if any of these apply to me. Though, I have seen it first hand enough times to believe it. No worries though, I'll get there soon enough. |
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Define "Upstate" an area in the southern half of said state. |
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Luc wrote:Define "Upstate" an area in the southern half of said state.In New York, it's anything north of Westchester. |
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Let's not forget about downstate. In Keene it's anywhere south of Albany. |