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How do you say, top rope bang gang

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Aleks Zebastian · · Boulder, CO · Joined Jul 2014 · Points: 175

Climbing friend,

I take beginner climber on the climbing rocks this weekend passing at Jurassic Park near Estes Park, Boulder, CO.

I find the area would be enjoyable, but there are unbelievable nut everywhere. I cannot try my happy fun climb because some bros they are slack-lining and falling directly above me.

If you hope to enjoy most excellent nature experience, think again, climbing friend! For someone will fly an angry, noisy, drone to capture epic footage for the social medias to prove their worth as human beings, disrupting thusly your state of zen meditation on bold flash attempt on the climbing rocks, and any nature enjoyment you may be having.

Just in case the drone it was not flying beyond your head like angry wasp, there may be a girl with stink dreadlocks yelling "F*** yeah!" each 5 second as her friend they have unsuccessful epic project attempt of the 5.8 climbing rock.

If you hope to take your beginning climbing friend up the classic route, think again, climbing friend, for the undesirable group may, how you say, top rope bang gang this route for hours with people plus 9, while having the ropes on routes other unused, and these people they would not be offering you to have taking of a lap.

I would have simply crushed them in mighty headlock with biceps most meaty, but my girlfriend she teaching me to perhaps be a calm and not rush to crushing action when dealing with the other human being.

Tapawingo Markey · · Reno? · Joined Feb 2012 · Points: 75
Aleks Zebastian wrote:Climbing friend, I take beginner climber on the climbing rocks this weekend passing at Jurassic Park near Estes Park, Boulder, CO. I find the area would be enjoyable, but there are unbelievable nut everywhere. I cannot try my happy fun climb because some bros they are slack-lining and falling directly above me. If you hope to enjoy most excellent nature experience, think again, climbing friend! For someone will fly an angry, noisy, drone to capture epic footage for the social medias to prove their worth as human beings, disrupting thusly your state of zen meditation on bold flash attempt on the climbing rocks, and any nature enjoyment you may be having. Just in case the drone it was not flying beyond your head like angry wasp, there may be a girl with stink dreadlocks yelling "F*** yeah!" each 5 second as her friend they have unsuccessful epic project attempt of the 5.8 climbing rock. If you hope to take your beginning climbing friend up the classic route, think again, climbing friend, for the undesirable group may, how you say, top rope bang gang this route for hours with people plus 9, while having the ropes on routes other unused, and these people they would not be offering you to have taking of a lap. I would have simply crushed them in mighty headlock with biceps most meaty, but my girlfriend she teaching me to perhaps be a calm and not rush to crushing action when dealing with the other human being.
Reading this is making me second guess heading to the front range for grad school, damn you!
Justin Compton · · Erie, CO · Joined Jul 2009 · Points: 785

I too have encountered such scenarios there as well my climbing friend. Best to visit Jurassic Park on a weekday to avoid those who don't respect the flash.

highaltitudeflatulentexpulsion · · Colorado · Joined Oct 2012 · Points: 35

Alex, I know you desire the wetting of your dick but climbing of the popular route of much easiness during the end of weeks on a much perfect day of fall?

Mediocre my friend, mediocre

Russ Keane · · Salt Lake · Joined Feb 2013 · Points: 392

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAH

epic thread

lovin the dreadlock reference

matt c. · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Nov 2009 · Points: 155
Tim Lutz wrote:I like to buy a drone to take to crag to battle other crag drones for dominance
I would like to train mice to take over drones like pirates. We might have a future together.
Owen Murphy · · Fort Collins, CO · Joined Jul 2013 · Points: 140

What the F

Maynard · · Lisbon, ct · Joined Jul 2012 · Points: 1

Amazing!

Jack V · · Reno, NV · Joined Apr 2014 · Points: 10
WinstonVoigt · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Feb 2015 · Points: 115

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Bill Czajkowski · · Albuquerque, NM · Joined Oct 2008 · Points: 20

I'm pretty sure a potato gun will take down a drone.

It's been a couple of weeks since I was last in Boulder. I didn't realize it had absorbed Estes Park and expanded all the way out to Lily Lake already.

Kevin Zagorda · · Glen Haven, Co · Joined Jul 2008 · Points: 600
Bill Czajkowski wrote:I'm pretty sure a potato gun will take down a drone. It's been a couple of weeks since I was last in Boulder. I didn't realize it had absorbed Estes Park and expanded all the way out to Lily Lake already.
yeah - I heard that Whole Foods is now going to open a store in Estes Park and a lane of traffic on Elkhorn Ave is being converted into a bike lane. LOL
Scott McMahon · · Boulder, CO · Joined Feb 2006 · Points: 1,425
Justin Compton wrote:I too have encountered such scenarios there as well my climbing friend. Best to visit Jurassic Park on a weekday to avoid those who don't respect the flash.
Miss the days when there would be 3 parties up there.

Love the post Aleks. haha
cragmantoo · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Mar 2015 · Points: 175
Kevin Zagorda wrote: yeah - I heard that Whole Foods is now going to open a store in Estes Park and a lane of traffic on Elkhorn Ave is being converted into a bike lane. LOL
Oh great. Now there will be people eating shrooms and running around naked up there....
cragmantoo · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Mar 2015 · Points: 175

And a parking lot full of Subarus

Aleks Zebastian · · Boulder, CO · Joined Jul 2014 · Points: 175
Jack V wrote:
Climbing friend,

You may be believing your picture to be quite amusing, but now I have nightmare about your flying rodent attack for several nights passing.
Trad Princess · · Not That Into Climbing · Joined Jan 2012 · Points: 1,175

Why does colorado exist?

Scott McMahon · · Boulder, CO · Joined Feb 2006 · Points: 1,425
Adam Burch wrote:Why does colorado exist?
Apparently for everyone to move to all at once. :o)
Guideline #1: Don't be a jerk.

Colorado
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