Do dirtbags get laid?

If you want to both dirtbag and get laid, move to Vegas. The goods might be odd, but the odds are better than anywhere else.

FrankPS wrote: You silver-tongued devil, you.

Everyone can get laid if kept to common sense principles mentioned here.

Ethan Young wrote:

Everyone can get laid if kept to common sense principles mentioned here.

No, those are the friend-zone principles. While you're busy trying to "stimulate her mind" some cock-sure bro will be knocking the Moab moon dust off her rack.

So did johnnymuir ever get laid? 

There are no ladies in this long and fascinating thread! Thus as the token lady, I'll say this much: 

1. Dirtbags (often) do it better

2. Worry less about cleaning you feet and more about cleaning other areas which may not get aired out all that much... (perhaps some man-scaping too?)

3. As a former dirtbag myself, I ultimately went the opposite direction by meeting a lady lawyer and being taken in like a cute, mostly house-broken, homeless hypoallergenic pet. (5+ years later, its still working out)

PS: I'm rooting for you Johnnymuir

PPS: Excel... useful and all, but not sexy :/

Yes and no. With the sort of parties involved, it is sometimes hard to distinguish between flesh and really knotted up hair.

tl;dr, I don't know what the hell I'm talking about.

J Shade wrote:

PPS: Excel... useful and all, but not sexy :/

We can't be friends anymore.

Really it's all about if you have a sweet rig or not. What kind of stickers do you have? If you have a sticker that says food is medicine, you're getting laid. If you have a bunch of 5.10 stickers and a Yosemite sticker, you're jerkin yer gerkin. Also does your rig look rapey? See that's kinda a big deal breaker for any sort of chick with a brain. If you have a sprinter, you're flickin bean erryday 

It's been my experience that 99% of girls you meet on the road are there with their boyfriends. 

Although this seems to be true in normal life as well. Or they have kids. 

Hobo Greg wrote:

I once had sex on top of the Chasm of Doom. So yes.

 i think i heard that

Jeff Luton wrote:

Really it's all about if you have a sweet rig or not. What kind of stickers do you have? If you have a sticker that says food is medicine, you're getting laid. If you have a bunch of 5.10 stickers and a Yosemite sticker, you're jerkin yer gerkin. Also does your rig look rapey? See that's kinda a big deal breaker for any sort of chick with a brain. If you have a sprinter, you're flickin bean erryday 

climbing friend,

I am take it by your public display of mullet, crass language, and focus on that superficial, that you are perhaps quite knowledgeable of women in your country. perhaps you may give out more advice?

I thought it most important to have large supply of luna bars, leave a trail luna bars various flavors back to your camp, where you are bench pressing large boulders lying in cold mountain stream, perhaps running short sprints to display your fitness, conducting many pullups from tree branch, flexing constantly while appearing not to flex, all whilst playing your lute melody most exotic, cooking most extravagant flavors top ramen with fresh fish added that you seize bare-handed from the stream and you are biting off on their heads off with cat-like reflexologies, and tending most lovingly to your flock of cute animal forest companion you love on them

in no way may you be authentic or express your true values desires and identity over your desperation for approval from the other

Ethan clarke wrote: I'm not saying my excel skills got laid but if I said it didn't I would be lying.

climbing friend,

what is this "excel?" new way you would be pleasing your partner after you spread sheets in back of your van??

Aleks Zebastian wrote:

...have large supply of luna bars, leave a trail luna bars various flavors back to your camp...

hard-hitting and insightful as always aleks 

Hobo Greg wrote:

I once had sex on top of the Chasm of Doom. So yes.

And we didn't stop hearing about it for weeks...
Now, months later, I'm still hearing about it via this thread.

Hobo Greg wrote:

It is to date my proudest accomplishment in Joshua Tree.

And here I was thinking that the climbing was good.

I live  in a van with my also dirtbag wife. Life goals, man.

Seriously, anybody asking for a van tour is flirting... 

Pics or it didn’t happen!

Found this at the Supercrack message board. 

It was amazing....