CASTING MOUNTAIN MAN

ARE YOU LIVING OFF THE GRID? ARE YOU A SUSTAINABLE FARMER? DO YOU HUNT/TRAP AND GATHER YOUR OWN FOOD?

Are you currently dating or in a long distance relationship with someone that doesn't understand your self-sufficient lifestyle but wants to learn?

Is your significant other ready to take the next step and move into your homestead and learn about your lifestyle?

A major television network is looking for men who are living a sustainable lifestyle off the grid that are single or have just started dating someone who are willing to move or visit your homestead for the first time.

Please contact Jackie Johnson at: mountainmancasting1071@gmail.com

I'm a lumbersexual.

Does that count?

Jackie Johnson wrote:ARE YOU LIVING OFF THE GRID? ARE YOU A SUSTAINABLE FARMER? DO YOU HUNT/TRAP AND GATHER YOUR OWN FOOD? Are you currently dating or in a long distance relationship with someone that doesn't understand your self-sufficient lifestyle but wants to learn?

Hi, my name is Chris and I've lived off the grid all my life.

Relationships have been a bit of a problem; so, I posted a sort of promotional song. It goes like this:

  Come live with me and be my love,
  And we will all the pleasures prove
  That valleys, groves, hills, and fields,
  Woods, or steepy mountain yields.

I got lots of likes, but no takers. A bunch of replies, but all from dead white men who weren't even interested. A guy named John went on a rant about fly-fishing. It took me years to disentangle his lines.

I wish I could have lured my nymph with an appearance on a TV show.

  Come live with me and be on TV,
  And after that, if you agree,
  With biomass and solar panels
  We stay off-grid and grow our fennels.

The nice thing about living really off the grid is you can have imaginary girlfriends and nobody bugs you about it.

So are you saying you will get me female gear to use while off the grid? I am confused cause this is the gear forum section...

This is your man Ellenore.

youtube.com/watch?v=iJ4T9CQ…

Freudian slip: women are gear?

Jackie Johnson wrote:ARE YOU LIVING OFF THE GRID? ...

Why would men living off the grid come here and rant about it. If you want to find someone walk around outside or have something like the bat signal or sime shit.

Do I have to wear pants? I have a thing about pants. That's why I went off the grid.