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How does everyone LOSE so much shit.

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mitchy B · · nunya gotdamn business. · Joined Aug 2009 · Points: 0

If i hit various crags across the U.S i would have a full rack plus extra shit.

don'tchuffonme · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Jan 2014 · Points: 26

I think you lost a word in your sentence.

Doug S · · W Pa · Joined Apr 2012 · Points: 55
don'tchuffonme wrote:I think you lost a word in your sentence.
You win.
mitchy B · · nunya gotdamn business. · Joined Aug 2009 · Points: 0

Thanks for editing.

Woodchuck ATC · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Nov 2007 · Points: 3,280

Of all the shit I lost while out climbing, I think the most precious was my virginity.

Tom Caldwell · · Clemson, S.C. · Joined Jun 2009 · Points: 3,623

Statistically speaking, the amount of climbers (probably millions) that go climbing each day and the fact that only a few posts appear per day means that this is a very very low percentage.

vincent L. · · Redwood City · Joined Jan 2005 · Points: 560

Has MP added an option to filter out Lost and Found posts yet ?

They should get on that ...

Woodchuck ATC · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Nov 2007 · Points: 3,280
vincent L. wrote:Has MP added an option to filter out Lost and Found posts yet ? They should get on that ...
Maybe lost and found should go right in with Wanted and For Sale....you fine it, you probably are selling it here or on ebay anyway.
slim · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Dec 2004 · Points: 1,103

if you aren't losing your shit, you aren't pushing yourself hard enough.

Dave-o Friedman · · Fort Collins · Joined Jan 2006 · Points: 5

I left a pair of gloves out bouldering a few weeks ago... They cost upwards of $8...

GhaMby Eagan · · Heaven · Joined Oct 2006 · Points: 385

I think they just legalized weed in Colorado.

Tim Stich · · Colorado Springs, Colorado · Joined Jan 2001 · Points: 1,520

I guess at some point we are going to see posts about lost stashes now that it's legal.

Morgan Patterson · · NH · Joined Oct 2009 · Points: 8,960

general lack of personal responsibility in today's generation...

Dan M · · Boulder, CO · Joined Sep 2005 · Points: 165

If I had all the shit I lost over my climbing career I would have a full rack too.

Seriously though- a lost and found section on MP would be great.

GhaMby Eagan · · Heaven · Joined Oct 2006 · Points: 385

I had a friend that bummed in the valley for a summer, he decided to climb Nutcracker every monday morning, he said by the end of the summer he had a full rack of cams and nuts!

highaltitudeflatulentexpulsion · · Colorado · Joined Oct 2012 · Points: 35

I like the taste of Milk of Magnesia personally. If you don't like it, don't drink it.

Woodchuck ATC · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Nov 2007 · Points: 3,280

Answer? Booze and drugs at the cliffs = gear left all over the place and forgotten. Excuses come later as they plead to find it.

Doug Meneke · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Apr 2013 · Points: 10

Yea. I lost my virginity and nobody will return it!

Sorden · · Estes Park, CO · Joined Sep 2003 · Points: 95

If you ever find a piece of gear I've had to leave, go ahead and have at it please. I guarantee I've fucked it up so bad you'll have to bloody yourself to get it and it will have been rendered useless anyway. I suppose I'm petty like that.

DannyUncanny · · Vancouver · Joined Aug 2010 · Points: 100

People like Locker are exactly the reason there is so much stuck gear. They generally just yank around and bash stuff when it's stuck without any thought or plan. In 13 years of climbing I've never lost a cam and I've recovered lots.

First off most stuck cams aren't actually stuck. If each lobe by itself can move even a tiny fraction of a mm,, then its at most a 1 min job to remove that cam with a nut key. Some cams are just out of reach, carry a coat hanger or fish the trigger with nut wires.

For cams that actually have a frozen lobe, first step is get the rock wet (best in sandstone), then free that lobe possibly with some force but usually with finesse. Do not just wail on the trigger! Don't just grab the cam and shake it around!

Look at the rock and come up with a path to remove the cam, usually the way it went in, not always a straight path.

Brandt Allen · · Joshua Tree, Cal · Joined Jan 2004 · Points: 210

The only thing Locker has ever forgotten is the way back to the car.

Guideline #1: Don't be a jerk.

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