Good Climbing jokes

David Sahalie wrote:two words: dry tooling

If you use a guide book is it still trad?

Jonathan Dull wrote:How can you tell Santa is a climbing bum? He's got a beard, always wears the same clothes, and only works one day a year.

Sorry I'm late, I stopped and got a little BEHIND!

What's the movie called when two Tyler's epic a 5.4 alpine route?

Bromancing the Stone

How do you ask a boulderer for beta?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Is it possible that both Tyler's were overstating their prowess? I can't imagine that to be the case. They must just be on a long lunch.

I'm looking forward to some inspiration after they've finished their lunch.

I have a pretty funny joke.

There was this trad guy who hated sport. He travelled to Kentucky and quickly sent WTOK, and managed to hang on every sport route there harder than mid 11.

A week before that trip, the same trad climber failed to send Moonlight Buttress because of the pumpy sections, not the crack.

Fast forward a few years, the trad climber was living somewhere with sport and was active in developing hard new routes there. Once he left that place he quickly put away all of his old unfinished trad projects. He also found himself with the movement skills to succeed on traditional climbs and R rated routes with far more confidence than he'd ever had before.

The punchline isn't sport vs trad. It's pushing yourself vs not.

Jake Jones wrote:Now you're both using apostrophes in plurals. It's anyone's game! So excited.

Alright I am sorry for hating on sport climbing. Just prefer trad that's all.

All trad climbs do not ONLY protect with "gear."

Trad climbs can be bolted... On lead.

Traditional climbing has more to do with ethics and style "leave no trace" climbing.

WTF?! he gave up? shit I just popped a bag...

All I said was sport climbing was a joke.

Keep the jokes coming though.

Ryan Kempf wrote:All trad climbs do not ONLY protect with "gear." Trad climbs can be bolted... On lead. Traditional climbing has more to do with ethics and style "leave no trace" climbing. WTF?! he gave up? shit I just popped a bag...

Telephoto lens + Locker harassing "TRAD" climbers = "Emotions of climbing. Photo up" best pic!

Haha soon brother!

Will Butler wrote:How do you know when it's springtime in Indian Creek? The license plates turn green.

North Carolina will never flood. All the sandbags.

what is chris sharma's favorite car?

Passsatt

Greg Berry wrote:North Carolina will never flood. All the sandbags.

JLP wrote: stfu noob.

I with you now. I learn so much shit on MP. I just added stfu nOOb to my todo list. Hopefully I'll be strong enough to send! There is a joke for you; I'll never send that puppy!