Looking for flammable footwear.

A rope, a rack, and cardboard shoes on your feet.

johnL wrote: Why do people who climb less than me always tell me to go climbing?

Yeah, a friend of mine saw some exchange like this at a client's office that employed several Chinese guys. But they would say to each other "HA HA! YOU FIRED!"

"NO, YOU FIRED!"

"YOU FIRED!"

That Walk of Shame entry, especially with the comments, is awesome.

johnL wrote:Who's stupid now?!!

Indeed it is you sir! Better check yo self before you reck yo self. Crap it's hard enough to run to the bottom of the canyon with regular approach shoes, let alone those clap trap monstrosities. I can undestand the desire to ditch the shoes or pack but I think it's the name of the game. If you can stand to walk down in those then barefeet shouldn't be much worse. Stop wasting your time on this and start walking on hot coals. In other words, harden the fuck up. Either way, good luck on your invention.

JohnL... Your a funny sumbitch! This is the best read I've had since the "Hunger Games: penthouse forum". I thought at first you are pulling the chain of the mountain (read:boulder) elite, then I realize your just an innovative badass! I admire your style!

As for all the wankers that reply with serious shit like... Oh wow my vibram douche shoes are light, you should pay $100 to look like a jackass. Go get on your road bike and suck on one-ah Johns carbon fiber dildos... dipshits! You cottled little finniky bitches don't know what innovation is... at least our buddy John can think for himself and doesn't need the most recent REI catalog to tell him how to be a douche.

Oh by the way... why is it that cyclists are such a group of bitches? This is a serious question... WTF is wrong with ya'll?!?

You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself in any direction you choose. You’re on your own. And you know what you know. You are the guy who’ll decide where to go.

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