Wow, CJC, that was sooo clever and witty!! Since you're clearly the Sedaris of MP, then I guess you too are cool enough to wear a t-shirt from the Onion. Tell you what, you order your own 'murder kitten' t-shirt, I will dig mine out, and then all three of us can go out climbing together. We can be 'Team Hipster Kitten'...you know, like Car RamRod, only from Boulder!!