Sharma at your crag.

So Sharma shows up at yur local crag. What three words do you say to him??????

Why would Sharma be at my lowly crag? And why would I want to talk to him?

.nothing.

"chris sharma! i can't believe you're a pro, i'm so much better than you!"

I'd ask him to belay me so he can watch me flail around on a 5.10!

drpw wrote:"chris sharma! i can't believe you're a pro, i'm so much better than you!"

Having randomly been climbing at the same crags as a number of household climber names (won't name them) quite a few times, I think I can give a truthful and honest answer:

Not much out of the norm, really. They're climbers, there to climb. Seeing them cragging just reinforces that. Only difference is that they are way, way stronger than you.

Tied in? Doubled back?

drpw wrote:"chris sharma! i can't believe you're a pro, i'm so much better than you!"

what's up? Contractions count as two words, right?

"Where's your girlfriend?"

"Is Daila here?"

Edit: NC beat me by 2 minutes...great minds think alike, right?

"Want a hit?"

"Seriously with the grunting?"

Sign my tits?

On belay? ...dude

drpw wrote:"chris sharma! i can't believe you're a pro, i'm so much better than you!"

"Um... your holyness?" *handing him a sharpie to sign the tattoo of his face thats on my back.

"Where's your girlfriend?"

"Is Daila here?"

Sounds risky, guys. At least you can make it to rockandice.com as having gotten decked by Chris Sharma.

"Dude... hows yer Mom?"