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(generic climbing thread)

Brian Hudson · · Jasper, TN · Joined Dec 2010 · Points: 95

(area question that should have been asked in a regional forum)

(also, questions I should have just searched MP for about what gear I should take for said area, and where good places to camp are)

(also, the area is RRG, is it rainy this time of year?)

Simon Thompson · · New Paltz, NY · Joined Apr 2011 · Points: 890

(post asking for a mentor for learning how to trad climb)

(question asking how to rope solo)

Ben Brotelho · · Albany, NY · Joined May 2011 · Points: 520
Simon Thompson wrote:(post asking for a mentor for learning how to trad climb) (question asking how to rope solo)
(question as to whether or not you're a troll. Confusing what the word troll means simply because I think you're asking a dumb question)
Mike Belu · · Chicago, IL · Joined Jun 2012 · Points: 135

(Angry comments that end in the proclamation that chalk and rubber shoes are aid)

Brian Hudson · · Jasper, TN · Joined Dec 2010 · Points: 95
Simon Thompson wrote:(post asking for a mentor for learning how to trad climb) (question asking how to rope solo)
(emphatic spray about the importance of mentors and learning by following)

(derisive ridicule of dumb noobs and smug rejection of the idea of spending time leading noobs around)
Brian Hudson · · Jasper, TN · Joined Dec 2010 · Points: 95
Mike Belu wrote:(Angry comments that end in the proclamation that chalk and rubber shoes are aid)
(ugly insinuation that you probably also only climb 5.3's on a good day, on monkey fists)
K-Tanz · · Phoenix, AZ · Joined Sep 2010 · Points: 226
Brian Hudson wrote: (ugly insinuation that you probably also only climb 5.3's on a good day, on monkey fists)
(Unverified anecdotal account of this one time at the crag how you totally flailed on 5.9 and that your foam mouthed crag hound pissed on my rope and you refused to pay for it)
ben jammin · · Moab, UT · Joined Jul 2008 · Points: 852

(14 year old asking since he boulders v9 if he's ever going to get hurt. With no subtle spray whatsoever)

Lee Smith · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Sep 2003 · Points: 1,545

(Dogs at the crag.)

Dustin Glasner · · Berkeley, CA · Joined Dec 2010 · Points: 145
Lee Smith wrote:(Dogs at the crag.)
(babies at the crag. also, DWS @ summersville?)
Greg Gavin · · SLC, UT · Joined Oct 2008 · Points: 888

(asking what routes are able to be climbed in indian creek with only 3 of each size)

ben jammin · · Moab, UT · Joined Jul 2008 · Points: 852

(Thread killed due to overwhelming logic of the above poster)

(Exclamation that user should be aware that logic is of no use on the interwebz)

Tony B · · Around Boulder, CO · Joined Jan 2001 · Points: 24,665
Tony B wrote:(Guy who asks you to stop posting this drivel so that he doesn't have to read it.)
(+1 repeating himself as if the problem was that you just didn't hear, and still not getting the irony of it.)
Tony B · · Around Boulder, CO · Joined Jan 2001 · Points: 24,665
Tony B wrote:(Guy who asks you to stop posting this drivel so that he doesn't have to read it.)
(+1 again... but by a faked account from the same person who generated it to post the second +1 so he could make like he wasn't the only one that had that opinion.)
Jen Kane · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Jul 2012 · Points: 130

(off-thread topic about fear of lead falls followed by how do you make a rug out of an old rope)
(yer gonna die)

Tony B · · Around Boulder, CO · Joined Jan 2001 · Points: 24,665

(In Eldo, this thread would already be 20 pages long... mostly filled with people taking shots at people from Boulder)

Lanky · · Tired · Joined Jun 2008 · Points: 255

(restatement of an early obvious derail comment in almost the exact same words and acknowledgement that poster didn't actually read the thread)

doligo · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Sep 2008 · Points: 264

(a question on how to live or travel on the cheap, emphasize it with an overplayed term "dirtbag")

D Snyder · · Virgin, Utah · Joined Aug 2006 · Points: 245
Mike Belu wrote:(Nube comment and I should have fricken known better)
(calls poster a n00b for spelling it nube. Meatbomz posters profile pic fore maximum Butthurts)
D Snyder · · Virgin, Utah · Joined Aug 2006 · Points: 245
Peter Beal wrote:If that was in Eldo, no way would it be 5.11
(sarcastic reply to point out yore doing it rong)
Guideline #1: Don't be a jerk.

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