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Shit People Say To Climbers- Funny Video

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GregH · · Mammoth Lakes, CA · Joined Sep 2007 · Points: 70

Shit People Say To Climbers

Hope you like it,

youtube.com/watch?v=ZUJYmW8…

H BL · · Colorado · Joined Feb 2006 · Points: 95

Funny. I think I've had almost everything on there asked of me or yelled at me while I was in the middle of crux move at garden of the gods! "HEY MR CLIMBER HOW DO YOU GET DOWN?"

FrankPS · · Atascadero, CA · Joined Nov 2009 · Points: 276

I don't have the upper body strength to do that.

What if the rope breaks?

Mark K · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Feb 2008 · Points: 30

CLASSIC! You nailed it!

Rick Blair · · Denver · Joined Oct 2007 · Points: 266

"How do you go to the bathroom up there?" is a great question, in my humble opinion.

Bang Nhan · · Charlottesville, VA · Joined Dec 2010 · Points: 35
Rick Blair wrote:"How do you go to the bathroom up there?" is a great question, in my humble opinion.
Sometime I still wonder ...
gary ohm · · Paso Robles · Joined Jul 2010 · Points: 0

Wholley Crap I think I just soiled myself!! That was freaking awesome!!

michaeltarne · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Jan 2011 · Points: 120

huh.

Mitch Musci · · Estes Park, CO · Joined Apr 2002 · Points: 665

Nice work man, gotta love the trekking pole scene!

JeffL · · Salt Lake City · Joined Jun 2012 · Points: 65

Don't forget the "Be careful!"

A.Javi.Gecko · · San Diego, CA · Joined Mar 2012 · Points: 55

"so you use pitons?"

someone literally asked me that yesterday, quite pertinent

Larry S · · Easton, PA · Joined May 2010 · Points: 872

Any time someone finds out I climb... "Did you see that video with that guy who free climbs?" - referring to Honnold.

Aaron Lefland · · Hamden, CT · Joined Feb 2010 · Points: 25

Totally random, but was the belayer's carabiner cross-loaded the entire video, or just me?

Parneli Jo · · Fort Collins, CO · Joined Mar 2007 · Points: 221

Love it. Now we need a video of "Shit climbers say to ..."

Blissab · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Dec 2009 · Points: 5
Aaron L. wrote:Totally random, but was the belayer's carabiner cross-loaded the entire video, or just me?
Interesting...at 16 seconds the belay biner is cross-loaded.
Travis Dustin · · Mexico Maine · Joined Jan 2012 · Points: 1,665
Larry S wrote:Any time someone finds out I climb... "Did you see that video with that guy who free climbs?" - referring to Honnold.
^This
Great video!!!
Dan Austin · · San Francisco, CA · Joined Oct 2010 · Points: 0
Blissab wrote: Interesting...at 16 seconds the belay biner is cross-loaded.
...huh
Dirty Gri Gri, or is it GiGi? · · Vegas · Joined May 2005 · Points: 4,115
Mitch Musci wrote:Nice work man, gotta love the trekking pole scene!
Yeah, great work! The trekking pole scene was so funny, it brought tears to my eyes. Thanks for the laugh. : )
Jon Zucco · · Denver, CO · Joined Aug 2008 · Points: 245

Pretty funny stuff. Did the climbers you were asking those dumb questions to realize you were joking? Or were you ambushing innocent dirt bags as if you were legitimately ignorant?

Also, I get these ones all the damn time:

"how do you get the rope up there?" and of course, it's cousin: "how do you get the rope down?"

"How do you get back down?"

"did you put those bolts in there?"

"have you ever fallen?"

"Yeah I've been rappelling before, it's pretty crazy."

"Isn't all that stuff like super expensive?"

Guideline #1: Don't be a jerk.

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