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Keyboard muscles. And BIG TOUGH guys.

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Tommy Ormond · · Eldorado Springs, CO · Joined May 2008 · Points: 265

When I get a minute free at work I cruise the forums looking for the most hate filled comments and replies. It really is fun.

I especially like when people hate on Boulder and the people therein.

Now, I think that once a week or so we should have a sort of "Fight Club" for disgruntled MP posters to punch each others faces. You should have to wear your MP handle on a tag on your shirt. Or maybe Sharpie it on your bare chest (women are welcome here). Then fucking battle each other, not to the death, just to the humiliation.

Perhaps at the Sport Park. Then we can all go out for beers and we'll all be friends.

At any rate - I hope all the haters keep it up. I don't want to have to find another thing to distract me at work.

Anyone interested hit me up. Suggestions are welcome.

Anonymous · · Unknown Hometown · Joined unknown · Points: 0

I want to punch ppl!!!!

Rogerlarock Mix · · Nedsterdam, Colorado · Joined Sep 2008 · Points: 5

I'm IN!

FrankPS · · Atascadero, CA · Joined Nov 2009 · Points: 276

Can't we all get a bong? Er, I mean "along."

germsauce Epstein · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Jun 2010 · Points: 55

Sign me up, can't wait for a bloody nose. First Rule of Sport Park Fight nights, is don't talk about Sport Park Fight Nights.

Mike Pharris · · Longmont, CO · Joined May 2007 · Points: 125

hell yeah! +1

MTN MIA · · Vail · Joined May 2006 · Points: 405

Mud wrestling would be fun!

Jon Zucco · · Denver, CO · Joined Aug 2008 · Points: 245

in.

Glenn Schuler · · Monument, Co. · Joined Jun 2006 · Points: 1,330

A MP Thunderdome, with #11 hexes instead of chainsaws.

Anonymous · · Unknown Hometown · Joined unknown · Points: 0
Glenn Schuler wrote:A MP Thunderdome, with #11 hexes instead of chainsaws.
I will use my Wallnuts all on one biner, clipped to a rabbit runner.
Monomaniac · · Morrison, CO · Joined Oct 2006 · Points: 17,295
Glenn Schuler wrote:A MP Thunderdome, with #11 hexes instead of chainsaws.
Are you saying trad climbing is better than sport? ;)

My stick clip will crush your #11 hex
Colonel Mustard · · Sacramento, CA · Joined Sep 2005 · Points: 1,241
Monomaniac wrote: Are you saying trad climbing is better than sport? ;) My stick clip will crush your #11 hex
Watch out for the aid climbers. Their gear is scary.
Sally G. · · Boulder, CO · Joined Jul 2010 · Points: 5

Ok Princess, you are on in the mud. I see you are also a fellow ice climber - this could get downright medieval!

NC Rock Climber · · The Oven, AKA Phoenix · Joined Dec 2009 · Points: 60

1st RULE: You do not talk about FIGHT CLUB.

2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about FIGHT CLUB.

3rd RULE: If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out the fight is over.

4th RULE: Only two guys to a fight.

5th RULE: One fight at a time.

6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes.

7th RULE: Fights will go on as long as they have to.

8th RULE: If this is your first night at FIGHT CLUB, you HAVE to fight.

Anonymous · · Unknown Hometown · Joined unknown · Points: 0
Colonel Mustard wrote: Watch out for the aid climbers. Their gear is scary.
Yosemite hammer?
Anonymous · · Unknown Hometown · Joined unknown · Points: 0
Sally G. wrote:Ok Princess, you are on in the mud. I see you are also a fellow ice climber - this could get downright medieval!
Holy Crap!!!! Ice climbers are not allowed!!! That is just scary!
MTN MIA · · Vail · Joined May 2006 · Points: 405

Sally-you will get crushed, spiked, and picked.......yeah, ice mud wrestling with sharp tools...... Now we are talking!!!!!

Sally G. · · Boulder, CO · Joined Jul 2010 · Points: 5

Wuss

Colonel Mustard · · Sacramento, CA · Joined Sep 2005 · Points: 1,241
J Hazard wrote: Yosemite hammer?
Hooks, hammers, bashies, talons... Do these sound like the tools of reasonable people?

Although, I do have to admit I forgot the ice climbers.
Glenn Schuler · · Monument, Co. · Joined Jun 2006 · Points: 1,330
Monomaniac wrote: Are you saying trad climbing is better than sport? ;) My stick clip will crush your #11 hex
well, ummmm no. I have no doubt your stick clip could take me out.
Eric Coffman · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Jun 2009 · Points: 735

I'm bringing my #5 and #4.5 BD cams attached to 2 foot slings one for each hand, sharpening my nut tool into a shiv, also wearing my helmet and taping up like Largo for "paisano overhang".

Guideline #1: Don't be a jerk.

Colorado
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