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manly? ....prove it by posting your beard picture!

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BigJuggsjohnson · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Jul 2012 · Points: 220

Yea bring it!

BigJuggsjohnson · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Jul 2012 · Points: 220
Mr. Stone
Here's Mr. Stones beard!
Woodchuck ATC · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Nov 2007 · Points: 3,280

that's not a beard, it's a small mammal clinging to his face.

Ryan N · · Bellingham, WA · Joined May 2009 · Points: 195

@ Woodchuck when I wake up sometimes I think that I'm being attacked by a freaking marmot.

@ John yea it's coming along pretty well that picture is about a month old. I will try to post a pic of the handlebar I've got going now.

And kids that didn't grow overnight. That's 2 years in the making. It gets trimmed weakly, and conditioned with $30 conditioner. It's a lifestyle. At each stage you have to re-learn how to eat and drink. Straws are a must, and no food bigger than about a silver dollar fit thru the beard. To the timid these may seem like big sacrifices, but ask John, in person it's mind-blowing!

Ali Jaffri · · Westminster, CO · Joined Jan 2005 · Points: 695
matt davies · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Mar 2007 · Points: 25
BigJuggsjohnson · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Jul 2012 · Points: 220

Ali what is the meaning of the feather? The bee man that's quite something!

Sir Wanksalot · · County Jail · Joined Sep 2011 · Points: 10
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Ryan N · · Bellingham, WA · Joined May 2009 · Points: 195

Wow Randy, I've got no beef with you. The funny thing about people like yourself who don't like these threads is your the ones that keep them going by trying to prove your the REAL climber. Bottom line were all entitled to our opinions. Most profiles on this site are online personas( not mine it's my real name and city) that are created for fun. Go look at my profile and climbing ticks. I get around, and don't consider myself a weekend warrior. I've also participated/started plenty of worthwhile threads. Sometimes when I'm bored I enjoy spicing up MP.com for some comical relief, is that so bad?

Andy Kowles · · Lyons, CO · Joined Jul 2011 · Points: 65

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Thread-ending beard.

Sir Wanksalot · · County Jail · Joined Sep 2011 · Points: 10
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BigJuggsjohnson · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Jul 2012 · Points: 220

Hi Yarp!

Justin Bailey · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Jan 2019 · Points: 0
master gumby · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Jan 2016 · Points: 262

Beards are metro now and the furthest thing from manly. Kinda like how tattoos used to mean you were hardcore but now moms and there recently high school graduated daughters get them together ...

Ty Gilroy · · Great White North · Joined Feb 2018 · Points: 10

Most men with beards these days cant chop wood or change a tire

Justin Bailey · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Jan 2019 · Points: 0
Ty Gilroy wrote: Most men with beards these days cant chop wood or change a tire

Most men with horrible beards these days, get their feelings hurt when they see a better looking man with a healthy looking beard.. only way to make themselfs feel better is to make a terrible joke to go along with their crapy day,  awful life, unheathly beard. :)

Nate Fye · · punxsutawney pa · Joined Dec 2016 · Points: 10
Jake wander · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Aug 2014 · Points: 195

My smartphone is already playing music on my Bluetooth speaker and controlling my drone. How could I take a selfie of my trendy beard at the same time?

mediocre · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Jul 2013 · Points: 0
Nate Fye wrote:

Is there someone off frame trying to fight that lady? Are you guys trippin balls in that pic?

Nate Fye · · punxsutawney pa · Joined Dec 2016 · Points: 10

Haha no, that's my daughter and I'm not quite sure what she was doing.. .. 

Joe Auer · · Utah · Joined Jul 2006 · Points: 375
master gumby wrote: Beards are metro now and the furthest thing from manly. Kinda like how tattoos used to mean you were hardcore but now moms and there recently high school graduated daughters get them together ...

Beards: the padded bra of masculinity.

Guideline #1: Don't be a jerk.

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