caption me this...

saw this on the iloveclimbing fb page and read some of the comments. some were clever but I thought MP could do better. so here it is boys and girls:

"If someone cleans up this crack it will be a real classic."

When you top out, do you have to bushwhack outta there?

(sorry, I couldn't help myself)

Hope there's not to much beta on this one

and what does that say about her if there is?

How much protection do I need to be safe?
Do I need any OW gear?
What size crack is it? Fingers, hands, fists or chimney?
Better Tape up for this one!
Bolts are not for pussies.
I hope I can second that.
Is that route hard or soft for the grade?
Fred Becky did it first.
No hang dogging, there's a line to get on this one.
Any good jugs on this route?
This route is often wet. But, in the winter it forms a classic ephernal smear.
Bail!

Now I feel like a sexist pig!

And don't miss the great monodoigt at the top.

Is it a TWO-BOLT belay station?

Rowdy Wrangellian wrote:How much protection do I need to be safe?

I hope it isn't covered with ticks!

A Pinkpoint' ascent for sure

I heard it's a shitty top out

nice..and yes she is a cute girl.

I'll keep it going for sh*ts and giggles

..was a glorious FA
..(yells down to partner) that is one sweet roof!
..take! take! I'm gonna be here all day..
..the approach was stellar..but the view from the top!
..very pumpy this route...

Are we in Acadia? Because there were an awful lot of crabs up there

I think I have lead that pitch. It ends in the cave on top of the "Tall Wall."

The standard route finishes up the front side but there is a more difficult variation that goes directly up the back.

She's a perfect (5.) 10

that guy is not using jumars or a harness!

kirkadirka wrote:The standard route finishes up the front side but there is a more difficult variation that goes directly up the back.

"boinking might be the only way to get up this one"

Be safe, don't solo.