What do you tell non-climbers what your crash pad is?
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One of the vintage BASE chutes that Michael Douglas and Charlie Sheen used in a scene that got edited out of the first "Wall Street." |
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Iphone carrying case. |
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Iphone carrying case. |
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To get the ideas going again: When People Ask What Your Crash Pad is: 10 Responses |
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Classic thread. We've all been there... |
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Liz Haas wrote:To get the ideas going again: When People Ask What Your Crash Pad is: 10 ResponsesOh no Liz is pimping her blog again.. Sorry Liz had to write it before some other jackass came along. I enjoyed the list. Keep up the great writing! |
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portable sex platform |
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"Riot gear. We're on our way to a peasant uprising." |
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Sex pad is the classic but it's played out. I like 'iPhone case'.... |
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I think I'll start using "Bigfoot trap. We're what you would call Yeti wranglers". |
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Back in the day, we used to love telling the tourons in Yosemite Valley that it was a bed. If the person asking was a hottie, we might add, "Want to try it out?" |
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Portable sex device..... |
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Alex Bury wrote:Sex pad is the classic but it's played out. I like 'iPhone case'....You right it is the classic... |
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I'm pretty partial to moose/elk/deer/bear saddle, but "iPhone Case" is pretty genius, might have to use that one next time. |
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I just say oh its nothing, stuff my little brother in it, and walk away with it on my back. |
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We were up at Haystack Mountain in the Uinta National Forest last weekend. While exploring the boulder fields near Rock Lake a gentleman was fishing there. I had a mondo BD pad, and my friends had two tacos. He walked around the lake to us to ask what the pads were. I replied, "Mountain goat f*** pads." He looked at me curiously, and asked, "Have you seen any mountain goats?" I replied, "Yes, three of them." as I pointed to me and my friends. He walked away shaking his head. (: |
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I was walking down the road in Sanapur near Hampi and someone asked me and I told him it was for catching unruly kids. Just then I let the kid out. I had carried a child to the shop in it just for fun! (fun for the kid not me) |
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sex pad |
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Don't worry about it... |
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A variation to the 'iphone case' one, which I like... |