Things to do when you're checking out some dude on your computer

Thumbtastic	Patrick Swayze I ain't..	Perfection is attainable..
It was the best of times...it was the BEST of time...	When dumb people have disposable income, hilarity ...	yowza!
Proof of evolution's amazing effectiveness at maki...	Mother of god...	Time to lean, time to clean, eva!
Tienes tu taco rosada, por favor	Black and white is the new golden brown.	That's what I'm talking about!
Total gratuitous beaver shot...	Q	KB
AAAH!	CALIENTE!	!
Leading on the only "fair means" rack.	Uh...what was I saying?	Rich and creamy, just the way I like it!
red	Yeeeeah, boyee!	Escape the fate!
Which way again?	Me climbing on 5 foot "10"	Rot
Snidely, I whip the lash.	Face time	Booya!
Thank you, non-existent God. Evolutionary natural ...	Hey...dass nawt kosher!	Fiuk me!
I had an epic once...