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My wife is a girl.........

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pooler · · Albany, NY · Joined Sep 2009 · Points: 20

So like it says... she's a girl. Has anyone ever noticed that when you train your hands to hold on to shit really hard you can acctually squize harder than you think you are. My wife always tells me I grab stuff to hard or my hands are to rough. Has this ever been brought up to all you people who have non-climbing parteners? This might sound stupid ( maybe it is ) but I'm serious I don't think training your hands to be stronger should make you grab harder without realizing it? Should it ? I don't know.. maybe I'm bored and it's a rainey Sunday.............

Pooler
P.S. Maybe she just likes to bitch....
P.P.S Sorry about spelling

Woodchuck ATC · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Nov 2007 · Points: 3,280

THIS is what I wake up to on a Sunday AM? I'm going out to climb instead.

pooler · · Albany, NY · Joined Sep 2009 · Points: 20

I hear ya if only it wasn't raining..............Woodchuck fell for the tag line............

B RAD · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Oct 2010 · Points: 0

When reading this, i was expecting more of a "my wife trains for climbing so now she grabs 'things' harder, but im a pansy and dont like it. Halp me guyz"

that would have been more entertaining.

Bapgar 1 · · Out of the Loop · Joined Oct 2007 · Points: 90
B RAD wrote:When reading this, i was expecting more of a "my wife trains for climbing so now she grabs 'things' harder, but im a pansy and dont like it. Halp me guyz" that would have been more entertaining.
That's pretty much the direction I was thinking it was going... something about "man hands"... definitely would've been more entertaining.
Finn The Human · · The Land of Ooo · Joined Jul 2008 · Points: 106
Brent Apgar wrote: That's pretty much the direction I was thinking it was going... something about "man hands"... definitely would've been more entertaining.
That's a great Seinfeld episode.
S.Stelli · · Colorado Springs, CO · Joined Dec 2009 · Points: 150

Mine loves my hard hands when I rub her down.

She also hates it when I close any type of jar, or nalgene.

Woodchuck ATC · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Nov 2007 · Points: 3,280

I love how 'Manhands' would break open lobsters bare handed.

pooler · · Albany, NY · Joined Sep 2009 · Points: 20

I'm glad so many people fell for the subject line. Man hands would have been a better topic I agree. I hope it stops raining soon so I don't have so much time to think up this dumb stuff

Eric Holden · · Temecula, CA · Joined Dec 2010 · Points: 99

My wife doesn't like my hands, calloused finger, finger tips, palms, don't make for the best. She like the power in my hands for massages, but yet, not so much for using in other more sensitive places.

Scott McMahon · · Boulder, CO · Joined Feb 2006 · Points: 1,425
clevernamehere wrote:Mine loves my hard hands when I rub her down. She also hates it when I close any type of jar, or nalgene.
Haha...yup. Every girlfriend has jump in line for the massages, and I've gotten used to the eyerolling and passing of jars back to me after I've used them.
Guideline #1: Don't be a jerk.

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