Sir Edmund Hillary (help me out dirtbags)

He once lead his friends to an ice column in Vail and then lead the climb to set a top rope anchor at the top. He ran his rope straight through webbing tied around a tree. As he lowered his friends over and over he gradually sawed through/melted the webbing. He then climbed himself and the webbing failed during his lower. Showing true leadership he broke his own leg in the fall and then want on national TV to spray about it and assure us he was "experienced".

hartiga wrote:Sir Edmund Hillary was a ten-foot tall beast man, who showers in vodka, and feeds his baby shrimp scampi

Sir Edmund Hillary was born with both male and female genitalia.

Sir Edmund Hillary was on a strict diet of unicorn meat when he summitted Everest

Once, while he was leading an expedition to summit Kangchenjunga, a substantial portion of the team rope became frayed beyond use after several of the members took a fall over a jagged edge. In an act of sheer team devotion and selflessness, he removed his small intestine and used it to supplement the remaining good portion of the rope to lower the injured members to safety from the end of a severed crevasse edge into a shallow schrund. He then carried all injured members back to base camp.

hartiga wrote:Sir Edmund Hillary was a ten-foot tall beast man, who showers in vodka, and feeds his baby shrimp scampi

They use his scrotum as a tarp at Yankee stadium when it rains.

He makes love like an eagle falling out the sky; killed his Sensai in a duel and never said why.

Last I heard he was still taking a dirt nap.

He also had very, very British teeth.

Sounds like enough for a report to me. Good luck

I'm assuming all of this is fact and citing this as a source. thanks much =)

inboulder wrote:He makes love like an eagle falling out the sky; killed his Sensai in a dual and never said why.

Sir Edmund has slept with lions and Marilyn Monroe, eaten breakfast in the eye of a hurricane, played Minnesota Fats, fought Rocky Marciano, got drunk with Louis Armstrong, and taught Mickey Mantle everything that he knows. Oh wait, that was Tom.

Unimpressed with the local terrain, Sir Edmund Hillary went back in time, traveled to the Indian continent and pushed it into Asia creating the Himalayas so he could climb taller mountains when he returned to his time period.

Daryl Allan wrote:Once, while he was leading an expedition to summit Kangchenjunga, a substantial portion of the team rope became frayed beyond use after several of the members took a fall over a jagged edge. In an act of sheer team devotion and selflessness, he removed his small intestine and used it to supplement the remaining good portion of the rope to lower the injured members to safety from the end of a severed crevasse edge into a shallow schrund. He then carried all injured members back to base camp.

BrianH wrote:When giant robots invaded from space, Sir Edmund Hillary was in their face!!! No! Wait a minute. That was Brian Boitano. Nevermind.

I heard that he rappelled Everest with rope made from his own pubic hair.

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