Dumb things other climbers have said
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YDPL8S wrote:Nah, we're just rappelling today." The following weekend I was back and I hear a cheering crowd yelling "Go (someone's name), come on, yeah!" When I looked, I found it was not some impressive send, just some guy rappelling very slowly down a 50 foot cliff. I was somewhat amused. Did he have a Marlboro hangin out of his mouth and a sixer of Bud Lite? (see my post above)Now that's funny |
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I found a sweet cliff I wanted to climb while camping along the New River in Virginia. The cliff is right on the river and is surrounded by state park land, but the face itself and the only land approach are on private land. I was committed to attempting the face and therefore set out on a quest for access permission. |
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Hmmm, all I have to say about scary gym climber viewing in the US is, come watch people climb in the gym in Germany.... Most gyms have no belay test, no supervision at all. Lot's of scarry belay and climbing going on. Hands off the rope while belaying, work style harnesses, tied into only the bottom tie in, eight on a bite with 1, non-locking biner clipped to the belay loop!! (note: there are a lot of safe climbers for sure, but a lot of unsafe activity) |
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Price wrote: When did you join this site? ha ha haHey- where's my Maple Canyon book? |
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"I dont have any chalk or a chalk bag and I wanna go bouldering up in linville". So I (sans pad) drive almost 3 hours to climb in the humid southeast with my climbing shoes and a ziplock bag full of ... ready? FLOUR! yeah, hence the nickname "Biscuits". I guess we were all nOObs at some point. |
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Andrew James C wrote:Leader tells the follower after leading an apparently scary and chossy 3rd pitch in Taylor Canyon "DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING"I hear technicians telling any guy with a PHD exactly that in the lab all the time! "You have a PHD? Uhhh... then please don't touch anything here, OK?" |
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I used to know this guy who was quite intelligent, but not real mechanically inclined. I mean, we used to have to demo to him which way a screwdriver turned to put in a screw or take one out. Phew. |
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I'm not sure why we continued climbing with Idgit, knowing what a mechanical dork he was. I think it was because he was really a pretty nice guy, and very intelligent and very spacey, which was similar (to this day) to my case, though I had the advantage of having mechanical skills instilled in me from my father. |
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"Yea I seconded the game" |
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Mitch Hoffman wrote:"Why do they always put the crux at the hard part?"this has been the best part of my day... err...week! :D |
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Moreeee! This thread makes my day. Everyday. |
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After flailing up a route several grades too hard for him, hanging at every bolt, pulling on draws, throwing a mantrum, and basically wasting an hour of everyone's life (especially mine as the belayer), I heard this from an former acquaintance of mine: "How did I look on that route compared to most people?" |
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Tom Rangitsch wrote:After flailing up a route several grades too hard for him, hanging at every bolt, pulling on draws, throwing a mantrum, and basically wasting an hour of everyone's life (especially mine as the belayer), I heard this from an former acquaintance of mine: "How did I look on that route compared to most people?"Wow, you described me to a T but I don't remember you at all. |
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Not to pick on the guy but this cracked me up. wrote:I just want to say that one of my favorite climbs outside is a variation and a squeezejob.Favorite climb outside implies that he has favorite climbs inside. I am sorry but there are no climbs inside. Sure you can go to the gym for a good work out but it's not really climbing. Just my .02. Again not to pick on the guy I did cut his words out of context so take it for what it's worth. |
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Squish wrote:"Yea I seconded the game" "I found Lincoln Lake" Same guy... yea I Face palmed pretty hardcore and bit my lip...You've met Ben Yunkers! You missed out on his flash send of "Ode to Modern Man" and when he beasted "the Big Worm". And I'd bet you didn't get to see him climb anything because it was; his rest day, he had west nile, he got in too late last night. He is truly an amazing person! |
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There are quite a few dumb things said/done in this video... |
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Nah Tim, you can pick on me. I see the idiocy in my ways. |
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Morgan Barnes wrote: There are quite a few dumb things said/done in this video... youtube.com/watch?v=aybyT6M…That video just made me so happy |
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the climber in that tree incident video should forever be known as "George of the Jungle" (watch out for that tree!) |