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Jam out with your clam out 09' !!! (citation needed)

Tom R · · Denver, CO · Joined Sep 2008 · Points: 140

I was thinking about getting out of town for the long weekend. But this thing seems to be getting interesting.

Dirty Gri Gri, or is it GiGi? · · Vegas · Joined May 2005 · Points: 4,115

"What do YOU want to do on New Years Eve, Jack?"

Don't talk with your mouth full!!

Wiled Horse · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Dec 2002 · Points: 3,669

wow. nice pics.

wish i could make it gang, i am on the other side of the country right now.. have fun!

also wish i could have climbed with you John, have some new stuff in the canyon you would like. how long you in town?

Lee Smith · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Sep 2003 · Points: 1,545

John told me he is leaving right before you get back to town.

Then he asked me when you were getting back to town.

Shawn Mitchell · · Broomfield · Joined Mar 2008 · Points: 250
They sure don't know what's about to hit

Shawn Mitchell · · Broomfield · Joined Mar 2008 · Points: 250
Lee, I googled your address but all I got was this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKaQzQAlNn4
Leah Leaves · · Unknown Hometown · Joined May 2007 · Points: 215

looks like a good time .. I'll bring the hot pink furry hangcuffs to add to the mix & a bottle o' whiskey :)

Wiled Horse · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Dec 2002 · Points: 3,669
Lee Smith wrote:John told me he is leaving right before you get back to town. Then he asked me when you were getting back to town.
what a fine game of cat n mouse.
Buff Johnson · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Dec 2005 · Points: 1,145
Lee Smith wrote:Party's Started!
Isn't that the same rope that was cheating on you?
Wiled Horse · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Dec 2002 · Points: 3,669
Buff Johnson wrote: Isn't that the same rope that was cheating on you?
biting it is a nice touch, Lee.
Shawn Mitchell · · Broomfield · Joined Mar 2008 · Points: 250
Christopher Jones wrote:What are you doing on the computer John? The Cathedral Spires are beeming with sunshine right now. Shouldn't you be up there climbing?
John can't climb--strained finger ligaments. So no prob if he strains the ligaments in his elbow.
Stucker · · Centennial, CO · Joined Aug 2006 · Points: 75

If I'm going to attend, I want to know the "safe" word before I step into your cul-de-sac of strange perversions. So, what's the safe word, this time, Lee?

Tom Hanson · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Jan 2001 · Points: 950

Lee cryptically revealed the safe word.
It is, "MMMMFFFFF!!! MMMMMMMMMMMFFFF!!"
It is easily pronounced with the ballgag in your mouth.

Andrew Gram · · Salt Lake City, UT · Joined Jan 2001 · Points: 3,725

Wish I could make it. My New Year's resolution last year was to go to more Bukkake parties and this would have put me over the top.

Tom Hanson · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Jan 2001 · Points: 950

Will you be serving Baileys?

Shawn Mitchell · · Broomfield · Joined Mar 2008 · Points: 250
Tom Hanson wrote:Will you be serving Baileys?
Toe Manson: few wont bay leaves end welcome fora cop, eyed bye sum inner lick hers tore, jest tootsie Ewe.

*My hat's off to you, sir; way harder than it looks.
Lee Smith · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Sep 2003 · Points: 1,545
Tom Hanson wrote:Will you be serving Baileys?
For you Tommy, anything. I will serve as much Bailey's as you care to bring.
Dirty Gri Gri, or is it GiGi? · · Vegas · Joined May 2005 · Points: 4,115
Shawn Mitchell wrote: Toe Manson: few wont bay leaves end welcome fora cop, eyed bye sum inner lick hers tore, jest tootsie Ewe.
Too easy to figure it out.

"Tom Hanson, If you want Baileys, then, well, come for a cup; I'd buy some in a liquor store just to see you."

Tom's turn, I have a few minutes for another brain teaser before my coffee fix.

Tom's can't be beat!

Bump for Lee's party!!! Serious-Lee!!
Shawn Mitchell · · Broomfield · Joined Mar 2008 · Points: 250

Whoa, pretty quick on the autolock there Grigri! :) I wasn't playing hard to read; I thought you were supposed to be understood, just using different words.

The only part I meant different than you read was this: "...If you want Baileys, and will come for a cup..."

And yes, Toe Manson's word play is untouchable. :)

EDIT: Love the new profile pic!

Dirty Gri Gri, or is it GiGi? · · Vegas · Joined May 2005 · Points: 4,115

You mean, there's something wrong with me if Tom's makes me cross-eyed from word one? Spit the ball-gag out of your mouth, Tom. Sorry, Tom, and MP FLAGGERS; that was inappropriate; I tend to be dangerous (my mouth, and facial expressions, anyway) before my coffee, just ask Jonny. I wake up an hour earlier just so he doesn't have to be exposed to my pre-caffeinated behaviors. : )

EDIT: okay I'm on my second cup; time to crawl back to bed, and say good morning, sweetie, coffee's ready... : )

Guideline #1: Don't be a jerk.

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