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Whats more important: Climbing or Sex?

Forestvonsinkafinger · · Iowa · Joined Mar 2008 · Points: 2,090

Sometimes climbing is better than sex, and sometimes sex is better than climbing, I would say they are mutually important.

Olaf Mitchell · · Paia, Maui, Hi, · Joined Mar 2007 · Points: 4,190

whos been makin love to yo'a ole lady while you was out makin love?

Tony B · · Around Boulder, CO · Joined Jan 2001 · Points: 24,665
TucsonAZ wrote: Ejaculating lowers your testosterone so I'm not sure how you feel about your climbing but if it's sucked you can blame the sex.
Funny, I could have sworn it was faily neutral, but sexual engagement in general increased it. Is this one of those tantric myths?
Chelsea Cook · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Oct 2007 · Points: 100
Crag Dweller wrote:Girls love sweaty, un-shaven, un-showered guys who have bloody, chalk-covered hands; more important things to do on the weekend than spend time with them; and no money to do anything other than climb.
Definitely true....
Brandy Persson · · Vail, CO · Joined Sep 2009 · Points: 5

If my husband wanted to get giggy right before I go climb, my response would be something like, "Seriously?" Lucky for me, he's an avid hockey player and understands this.

Unspoken rule:
Climb first, cocktails second (or while climbing), sex third.
Hockey first, cocktails second, sex third.

erik wellborn · · manitou springs · Joined Apr 2008 · Points: 355

Its all about having a good partner(s) for either activity.

Brigette Beasley · · Monroe, WA · Joined Sep 2008 · Points: 275

May you all have the option of deciding whether you'd rather have sex or climbing today.

Buff Johnson · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Dec 2005 · Points: 1,145
Brigette wrote:May you all have the option of deciding whether you'd rather have sex or climbing today.
I do believe I will frame this one
It's like a fortune cookie
Shawn Mitchell · · Broomfield · Joined Mar 2008 · Points: 250
Brigette wrote:May you all have the option of deciding whether you'd rather have sex or climbing today.
Thanks, Brigette! My wife is wondering why I just called and said there's snow on the ground, so don't make any plans tonight.

EDIT: Wait...darn, that means I don't really have the option.
Wiled Horse · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Dec 2002 · Points: 3,669
Shawn Mitchell wrote: Thanks, Brigette! My wife is wondering why I just called and said there's snow on the ground, so don't make any plans tonight. EDIT: Wait...darn, that means I don't really have the option.
have a beer with me tonight first.

does your wife know about me?
Shawn Mitchell · · Broomfield · Joined Mar 2008 · Points: 250

who are you?

Wiled Horse · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Dec 2002 · Points: 3,669
Shawn Mitchell wrote:who are you?
oops. wrong thread.
disregard.
john greer · · modesto · Joined Jun 2009 · Points: 110

sex can be substituted with masturbation, and climbing can be substituted with bouldering.

Buff Johnson · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Dec 2005 · Points: 1,145
John Greer Jr. wrote:sex can be substituted with masturbation, and climbing can be substituted with bouldering.
I'm framing this one too

Shall we engrave it up at the Climber's Ranch?
Make it a welcome mat??
forstefairy · · Colorado · Joined Apr 2009 · Points: 15
Crag Dweller wrote:Girls love sweaty, un-shaven, un-showered guys who have bloody, chalk-covered hands; more important things to do on the weekend than spend time with them; and no money to do anything other than climb. I climb to get laid. Doesn't everyone?
Sweaty, un-showered guys with bloody, chalk covered hands are certainly more important than the climbing...buts thats why I work so hard to climb v7.....
Crag Dweller · · New York, NY · Joined Jul 2006 · Points: 125
mountainmaiden wrote: Crash pads are multi-purpose
forstefairy wrote: Sweaty, un-showered guys with bloody, chalk covered hands are certainly more important than the climbing...buts thats why I work so hard to climb v7.....
WTH?! Have I stumbled onto something? And, if so, why hasn't it been working? :)
Jacob Krenn · · Boulder, CO · Joined Aug 2008 · Points: 120

Maybe I'm a freak... but... I would trade my left nut to be able to climb in Tuolumne and Clark Canyon for the rest of my life.

Guideline #1: Don't be a jerk.

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