Too many made up terms
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Pick up a copy of "Mountaineering: Freedom of the Hills". This may not have all the terms, but it will have all the standard terms and is a knowledge foundation for all types of climbing. |
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Dude, just the other day I asked my bro to gimme a catch while I sent this sickass .12c XRS offy at the Woo. Anyhoo, I was gastoning and ringlocking a nice fingy up the arête just after my bud gave me a holler SEND IT BRO!!! After smearing a dihedral into a left facing corner I mantled onto a sloper after missing the chicken head when I peeled and flossed the sky on a 50 whipper! My leg got caught in the rope so it flipped me and then when I hit the wall below the roof of course off went all my friends, wallnuts and aliens as well as my ATC and TCUs! POW! Shoulda wore a brain bucket cuz my noggin is ringin today. Careful when liebacking the flakes on pitch 3 as well, but I dont wanna suss the beta or spray too much so Ill leave it at that. |
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The other day I was talking to a mortgage lender, and they kept throwing out all this slang like ARMs, good faith estimates, points, ext. What a bunch of elitist pricks. He told me I should go with a 30 year Fixed and I asked him why anyone would jug a fixed rope thats been fixed there for 30 years. Besides, I'm sure someones figured out a free variation by now, even if it does involve a lot of ARM bars and good-faith-only pro. |
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I don't know, I was climbing with a bunch of newbies the other day and the lingo was flying around like you wouldn't believe. I was getting questions like: |
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Yowza, sick tales hardmen, |
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hang on a sec, I still can't figure this out; how do they get that rope up there? |
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If this is what is going on in the forums, it must be too cold to climb outside. |
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"How many half moon catches do you take with you up that rock route?" |
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Miguel, |
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You definitely have to learn by practicing (and certainly getting it wrong a few times)... but here's another supplement to review when it's rainy or cold: |
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You could say that with real words too, "that lead was totally snarky!" all though it does personify it. |