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What's the best hairstyle for climbing?

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Orphaned · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Jul 2007 · Points: 11,560

I was wondering what all of you hard asses prefer for a haircut to improve your redpointing ability. I find this video to be a great resource. What do you think?

My New Haircut

EldoFiend · · WY · Joined Jul 2008 · Points: 90

Dreads man. Make you look like a BA!

P LaDouche · · CO · Joined Apr 2007 · Points: 15

that shit is too funnnnny, they used my name in the "My New Haircut - The Ultimate Broski"

Ryan Tuleja · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Oct 2005 · Points: 10

Nothin says Hardman like a beehive.

Marc H · · Longmont, CO · Joined May 2007 · Points: 265

OMG. That's 3 minutes of my life that I'll never get back. What a shame. :)

--Marc

Ray Lovestead · · Boulder, CO · Joined Jan 2008 · Points: 108

I believe the mohawk is known to be the best performance enhancing doo.

Daryl Allan · · Sierra Vista, AZ · Joined Sep 2006 · Points: 1,040

No brainer... Model it after your favorite piece of climbing gear. More details here , - click the "REVERSO3 ad: the making-of" link on left side under "More Info".

Nate Oakes · · Unknown Hometown · Joined May 2006 · Points: 235

Hahaha, that video is hilarious! Jaeger bombs! I keep it on my iPod.

Gotta say that the mullet is the most hardcore climber haircut ever. Wear it without a shirt, and you'll easily redpoint your sickest 14d proj, brah.

Mike Lane · · AnCapistan · Joined Jan 2006 · Points: 880

Someone has just got to hook up with Bob D for "My new haircut, climber edition"

Ken?

C'mon, you know it would be funnier than shite, at least to us!

You've even got a restaurant for the background, key ingredient missing in a lot of the knock-offs.

"Yeah, I f-in grunt when get my swell on at the crux"

"Ma! Where's the f'in Cliff Bar !?!"

Marc Horan could be the dude who walks in front of him.

That thing gets funnier the more you watch it.

budman · · Moab,UT · Joined Mar 2008 · Points: 11

Ponytail, always in style.

Marc H · · Longmont, CO · Joined May 2007 · Points: 265
Mike Lane wrote:Marc Horan could be the dude who walks in front of him.
[LOL] Now this thread is going places!!

I think the MP.com community needs to get together to make our own haircut video!

I know someone out there has a good camera they're just dieing to put to use on a useless film! :)

--Marc
kirra · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Feb 2006 · Points: 530
John Langston wrote:They pretty much pegged 1/2 the guys down there with this one.
more party-posers
PNUT · · San Diego CA · Joined Jul 2008 · Points: 0

I have found that those who are bald or balding have much pent up rage that usually is let out on the rock. Many times you can even see the veins popping out of their heads during difficult sends.

Hank Caylor · · Livin' in the Junk! · Joined Dec 2003 · Points: 643
Nate Oakes wrote: Gotta say that the mullet is the most hardcore climber haircut ever. Wear it without a shirt, and you'll easily redpoint your sickest 14d proj, brah.
The mullet, hairstyle of the gods! Business up front, party in the rear.
Adam Wilcox · · Candia, NH · Joined Feb 2007 · Points: 291

I've got to say, I'm a fan of bed-head.

Andy Librande · · Denver, CO · Joined Nov 2005 · Points: 1,880
Pablo Kollmar wrote:I was wondering what all of you hard asses prefer for a haircut to improve your redpointing ability. I find this video to be a great resource. What do you think? My New Haircut
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JARA8Clufo
Daryl Allan · · Sierra Vista, AZ · Joined Sep 2006 · Points: 1,040

Don't know how i did it but i got to this one in about 4 clicks from that Scottsdale dbage vid. Ironically, it's what i wish upon those misguided guido furrballs... err, sorry, i mean clue-challenged youths.

kirra · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Feb 2006 · Points: 530
Daryl Allan wrote:got to this one
what was he/she wispering at the end..?
Gerard Jessurun · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Jul 2007 · Points: 5

Nate and Hank nailed it....The Mullet is for sending!!
Looks great with sleeve-less shirts too. Git Er Done.

Daryl Allan · · Sierra Vista, AZ · Joined Sep 2006 · Points: 1,040
kirra wrote: what was he/she wispering at the end..?
Yikes, i'm afraid to ask!
Tony B · · Around Boulder, CO · Joined Jan 2001 · Points: 24,665

Nothin' says hard-man like alpine helmet head.

Guideline #1: Don't be a jerk.

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