rude old guy in boulder canyon

Obviously you're not a golfer

Some folks do stuff because they truly enjoy doing it, others do stuff because it might get them laid at the bar when they talk about it. Usually the latter would benefit most from getting their floating ribs removed so they can felate themselves. My advice you first and foremost is to stay the hell away from Boulder Canyon on the weekend, and second don't sweat an effin peckerhead, someone will spray one of his routes with projectile diarrhea before his life is up.

To be honest bro, do what you like and love what you like, crying about a douchebag is simply that man. Doesn't sound too righteous when it's put that way but it's the truth.

All old guys are rude and we have to piss a lot. Get used to it! At least he didn't piss on you.

Man, piss is nothing...
My buddy and I did Handbook in Lumpy a few years ago. We met a couple of dudes coming down from the route and asked them what they thought. Well, they said it was a good route and that we should do it, just don't belay too high on the first pitch was their advice. We thought they were referring to rope drag. Nope, they loosened their bowels on about 10 feet of the route. The belay was right in it!
I almost puked while waiting for my buddy to finish the second pitch.
I wish they could have warned us, and not tried to be clever.
What a couple of A**holes!!!!!!

Dan Godshall wrote:This site would be much better if every thread ended in a Big Lebowski reference....

I was up there with Ropeless on Sunday and I dont know what the guys were getting at but you would be hard pressed to find a guy more upbeat on climbing than my buddy. Why Boulderites gotta be assholes is beyong me, and I live here. Those guys didnt infact piss on the route they were just being jerks. Not sure what they were trying to accomplish but fuck anyone whose only response to a polite "Hows it going" is basically "Fuck off"
Oh well jerks abound, but thankfully the other people we met that day were just as upbeat as my buddy.

Oh yeah a P.S. Ropeless is no pussy he would have ripped those assholes to pieces if it was a different era.

Terry Fisher wrote:P.S. Ropeless is no pussy he would have ripped those assholes to pieces if it was a different era.

i've never been the type of making generalizations of certain peoples. in reference to the french comments, i meet up with some french peeps a few months ago while i was at c.s.u and i gotta tell you they were some of the most radest people i've ever meet. i'd take them climbing, biking, hiking and took them to moab twice and they were always super ampted and appreciative. in return they would cook me good meals followed by some good conversations. also, i am now welcome to there homes in france ( one lives in some little village in the alps) when ever i wish to go out there. make love not war.

daniel c.

logan johnson wrote:Man, piss is nothing...