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Member Since: Feb 15, 2007
Last Visit: Mar 19, 2015
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Personal: 108 years old, Male
Favorite Climbs: Anything sharp, chipped, rap-bolted, and pathetic.
Other Interests: Appreciation of the female posterior, working the less talented into a typing frenzy
Likes to climb: TR climbs none specified
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Love me or hate me, it's your own fault for being on the internet and not out socializing with the opposite sex. Or the same sex, if you're clipping bolts in vegas...learn to laugh at yourself and you have a better understanding of what everyone else is doing...if I had a nickel for every mouthy chipper I've irked, I'd be getting close to a buck. If I had a dollar for every sporto in Vegas who is a financially contributing member of the access fund, I could afford a wish sandwich with no bun about now. Talk-action=0 (see also "the Internet") You're still reading this...incredible.

To join my fan club, chop one bolt in Connecticut, make one admin cry and run away, help haul me up an easy 5.10 sport climb with a 5:1 rigged rescue winch, and mail $6.66 in pennies to the ASCA. Also, kick a puppy.

Climbing influences: Nicolas Slonimsky, Buckethead, the New York Dolls, Terray's left hand, a sack of marbles, Lance Armstrong's nutsack, House of A Thousand Corpses, Tarantino, My Life With The Thrill Kill Cult, Ferris Bueller's Day Off.

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Velveeta 5.11a 6c 22 VII+ 22 E3 5c R
League of Notions 5.9 5c 17 VI 17 HVS 5a
Arm and Hammer 5.11c 6c+ 24 VIII- 24 E4 6a
Equinox 5.12c 7b+ 27 IX- 27 E6 6b
Trench Warfare 5.12+ 7c 28 IX 27 E6 6b
Darkness 'til Dawn 5.10- 6a 18 VI+ 18 E1 5a
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Ultramagnetic MCs 5.8 5b 16 VI- 15 HVS 4c
MK Ultra 5.9 5c 17 VI 17 HVS 5a PG13
Ripcurl 5.11a 6c 22 VII+ 22 E3 5c
Mavericks 5.11+ 7a 24 VIII 24 E4 6a
Snagglepuss 5.11- 6c 22 VIII+ 22 E3 5c
Name that amazing rack...  Stay on target, stay on target...  I'll take "things I'd give my left arm to bang" for $400, Alex  Fuzzy, dice. Like a pair a dice. Or, paradise. I think the 'cat' got my tongue....  Hoo-wee! That's like looking under Will Ferrell's hood or something! 
Spectreman 5.11c 6c+ 24 VIII- 24 E4 6a
Weenie Juice 5.10a 6a 18 VI+ 18 E1 5a
Stupid Cat 5.10d 6b+ 21 VII+ 21 E3 5b
Desert Gold 5.13a 7c+ 29 IX+ 29 E6 6c PG13
Out of Control 5.10c 6b 20 VII 20 E2 5b
Mannish Boys 5.11- 6c 22 VIII+ 22 E3 5c  Suggests: 5.11a 6c 22 VII+ 22 E3 5c
Unknown Mixed Route 5.10+ 6b+ 21 VII+ 20 E3 5b  Suggests: 5.10+ 6b+ 21 VII+ 20 E3 5b
Doctor's Orders 5.10b 6a+ 19 VII- 19 E2 5b  Suggests: 5.10b 6a+ 19 VII- 19 E2 5b
Test Tube 5.9 5c 17 VI 17 HVS 5a  Suggests: 5.10- 6a 18 VI+ 18 E1 5a
La Cierta Edad 5.10d 6b+ 21 VII+ 21 E3 5b  Suggests: 5.10a 6a 18 VI+ 18 E1 5a
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