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Member Since: Feb 15, 2007
Last Visit: 11 hours ago
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Personal: 108 years old, Male
Favorite Climbs: Anything sharp, chipped, rap-bolted, and pathetic.
Other Interests: Appreciation of the female posterior, working the less talented into a typing frenzy
Likes to climb: TR climbs none specified
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Love me or hate me, it's your own fault for being on the internet and not out socializing with the opposite sex. Or the same sex, if you're clipping bolts in vegas...learn to laugh at yourself and you have a better understanding of what everyone else is doing...if I had a nickel for every mouthy chipper I've irked, I'd be getting close to a buck. If I had a dollar for every sporto in Vegas who is a financially contributing member of the access fund, I could afford a wish sandwich with no bun about now. Talk-action=0 (see also "the Internet") You're still reading this...incredible.

To join my fan club, chop one bolt in Connecticut, make one admin cry and run away, help haul me up an easy 5.10 sport climb with a 5:1 rigged rescue winch, and mail $6.66 in pennies to the ASCA. Also, kick a puppy.

Climbing influences: Nicolas Slonimsky, Buckethead, the New York Dolls, Terray's left hand, a sack of marbles, Lance Armstrong's nutsack, House of A Thousand Corpses, Tarantino, My Life With The Thrill Kill Cult, Ferris Bueller's Day Off.

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